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Lackoclevername

30 M Davenport, IA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:25am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm really not all that great about talking myself up. I'll keep it simple... I'm a nerd. I read, A LOT. FOR FUN. I've been known to do some hardcore baking. Occasionally, I'll get into hourlong nonsensical debates about random nerdy things that have no bearing on anything important. Despite (or because of) all this nerdiness, I am quite awesome. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a robot when I grew up. To be honest, I'm a little bummed that it didn't work out the way I planned.

Other pertinent info: I like coffee, computers, traveling (I try to get out of the QC as often as possible) watching movies, sarcasm, and just plain old kicking it. I did however, recently purchase a bike (pedal, not motor) so I am looking forward to breaking it in once it warms up.
What I’m doing with my life
Planning my escape from the Midwest.

I'm currently working for a multinational telecommunications corporation, which I'm contractually bound not to speak ill of on the internet. So, it shall remain nameless.

I'm just about done with my associates degree in IT. What I'm going to do with that, I haven't quite figured out.
I’m really good at
Being non competitive. Video games. Taking naps. Making people laugh. Procrastinating. Also, I'm the best at sarcastic remarks.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm a little short for a stormtrooper?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Mysteries/Thrillers, like Lee Child, Elmore Leonard, and Harlan Coben. Recently I've been into true crime and biographies as well.

Movies: Crank, Departed, Fight Club, Gone Baby Gone, Hanna, Heat, I Love You Phillip Morris, Inception, Let the Right One In, Moon, Robocop, Rocknrolla, Scott Pilgrim, Shawshank Redemption, Sherlock Holmes, Super, Taken, The Town, Star Wars (OG Trilogy only.)

TV: (In no particular order) The Simpsons (up to about season 10) Life and Times of Tim, Shameless (UK and US) Justified, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Bob's Burgers Archer, Always Sunny, Homicide, Southland, Venture Bros, Law and Order UK, Californication, Eastbound and Down, The IT Crowd, Workaholics, Doctor Who, or pretty much anything on the BBC or Channel 4.

Music: Beastie Boys, Grizzly Bear, Department of Eagles, Rustie, Justice, Daft Punk, El-P, Air, Girl Talk, Janelle Monae, Boards of Canada, Kanye, Mux Mool, Miho Hatori, Killer Mike, No Doubt, Atmosphere, Battles, Blockhead, Chemical Brothers, Massive Attack, The Cardigans, Rolling Stones, Weezer, Jamie Lidell, Royksopp, The Jet Age of Tomorrow, DJ Shadow, Ratatat, Wham!, The Avalanches, Grandaddy Hot Chip, Mr. Oizo, Breakbot, !!!, M83, Toro Y Moi, Thundercat, Flying Lotus.
The six things I could never do without
1. My Family
2. Books
3. The Internet
4. Woolite Dark (Saves me from faded tees!)
5. My grill. I'm pretty much the best at converting raw meat to cooked meat.
6. Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What breakfast cereal Morgan Freeman prefers. Or, how much more awesome my life would be if I sounded like Gene Hackman. Also, what does "x% Friend" mean, anyway?
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at home reading, I have to be at work early on Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
OK, I never tell anyone this but: In the original Transformers movie (1986, animated) there's this part where Optimus Prime dies. I have to make a conscious effort not to cry like a 9 year old with a skinned knee.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You saw the Sad Wolverine pic, and made it this far.
You know the difference between there, they're and their.
You find guys with an encyclopedic knowledge of Simpsons quotes irresistible.
You just want to hang out and have a good time over a plate of waffles.