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Laconic_Man

23 M Portland, ME

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:18am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm really not sure what to say here. It's just so open-ended.

Anyway, my name is Brandt.
I am a unique individual, just like everyone else.
I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick.

I'm a bit shy and tend to be very quiet when meeting new people. I tend to feel awkward in social situatuations, though apparently I don't show it much. Or so I'm told.

I have a sense of humor. It's pretty lame.

I spend most of my free time reading, playing video games (PS3 or League of Legends), hanging out with friends, or listening/playing music. I am especially passionate about music, and I play viola and bass guitar. I also have an electric violin.
I’m really good at
Music, remembering random shit that I've read. And sleeping. I am damn good at sleeping.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. It's pretty hard to miss. Random strangers ask to touch it. Or sometimes they don't ask. Kinda creepy 0_0
Also my resemblance to Shaun White/Carrot Top/Blake from Workahaulics/Sideshow Bob. The hair. Yeah.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ummmmmmm four of my favorite things in the whole world...
Ok, here goes (and by no means complete)

Books: The Hitchhiker's Guide Trilogy, Catch-22, The Vanished Man, anything by H. P. Lovecraft, anything by Edgar Allen Poe, Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass, A Confederacy Of Dunces, The Illuminatus! Trilogy, The Schroedinger's Cat Trilogy.

Movies: The Matrix Trilogy, Lucky Number Slevin, Zombieland, Shrooms, Pan's Labyrinth, MirrorMask, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Bunraku. anything by Tim Burton, anything by Mel Brooks

Music: Asking me "what kind of music do you listen to?" is one of the best ways to really irritate me. I like... good music I guess? Pink Floyd, Riverside, Tool, Dead Soul Tribe, Infected Mushroom, Jean-Luc Ponty, Beastie Boys, Emily Autumn,Ghoultown, Apocalyptica, Mark Wood, The Glitch Mob, Clutch, Lotus

Food: Indian food (especially curry), sushi and sashimi, Korean bbq, pasta, steak

TV Shows: I don't watch much tv, but I sometimes watch shows that I really like on the internet. Also, I love my cartoons XD. The Mentalist, Lie to Me, Invader Zim, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, Daria, Samurai Jack, the Daily Show, Dr. Who, Firefly, Animaniacs, Archer
The six things I could never do without
Friends, music, a good book, coffee, nature,
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are an actual, genuine human being and not secretly a cabbage or something.
You're a fellow music enthusiast.