Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

LadyAndie

29 Lawrence, KS Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not gonna lie and say I'm not an emotional girl. If you're one of those guys that views the expression of emotion as a negative thing, we will not get along. Emotions tend to be something I'm very open and expressive about, but they're not all bad. I'm a pretty happy kid, very confident in my abilities and who I am. I am very passionate, integriful, and truthful, and at times, to a fault. I want a guy who likes going to or would be up to going to hippy music festivals. I would like a guy who does or really wants to rides motorcycles, shoots guns, and plays video games. Not that I do these things everyday or that they define my life. It's just the type of stuff I find to be thrilling, and my brain fairly often needs large doses of extreme excitement. Any dude interested in me would have to be friendly with my little parrot, who is super friendly himself and loves men. I need a man who is passionate, too, and some what odd. Who is able to think abstractly and find a deeper meaning in things, like books, movies, art, ect. I LOVE crazy facial hair! I have an obsession with the 1850s-1910s, so if you've got that type of mustache, beard, or chops style, I may fall in love instantly! I'm not the cleanest person in the world, and I don't want the person I'm dating to be. I do enjoy gardening and taking care of my little, exotic pets. I can use tools better than most dudes I know. I graduated from the University of Kansas with a degree in religious studies and work as a claims adjuster for a giant insurance company. It sounds like a lame job, but I mostly just sit and argue cars with old men over the phone, so it's fairly fun from time to time. It pays great. I also love creating art, sewing, making hoola hoops, out doors stuff, taking care of my living things, and cooking. I have a very mild interest in sports, sorry. I like extreme sports, like skate boarding, bmxing, dirt biking, ect. I find that fun to watch. And I love pretending that I know something about wine, which in my opinion, I do. I've got my German Rieslings down!

You should totally message me if you're Jewish!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working my 9-5 M-F and I'm trying to eventually get myself to the west coast. I did teach my parrot to fetch and roll over. I'm currently teaching my cat to use the toilet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hooping! I'm a goddess at it! I'm also pretty damn good at cooking.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My face, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book is my favorite movie, and it's Fight Club. I'm a huge Coen brothers fan and I love Bluegrass and Dubstep!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A cat, a kitchen, a hoola hoop, music, friends, and my Xbox.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I'm really into the Reptilian theory. I personally believe in it. I think there's too many facts presented by people out there for it not to be a legitimate thing. It really is a conspiracy and it's taking over our world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I like to get drunk by shoving vodka soaked tampons up my ass.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My vagina looks like a high school theatre curtain.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Please, don't be a creeper. I won't make a very good victim.