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LadyAndie

28 F Lawrence, KS

My Details

Last Online
Apr 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm not gonna lie and say I'm not an emotional girl. If you're one of those guys that views the expression of emotion as a negative thing, we will not get along. Emotions tend to be something I'm very open and expressive about, but they're not all bad. I'm a pretty happy kid, very confident in my abilities and who I am. I am very passionate, integriful, and truthful, and at times, to a fault. I want a guy who likes going to or would be up to going to hippy music festivals. I would like a guy who does or really wants to rides motorcycles, shoots guns, and plays video games. Not that I do these things everyday or that they define my life. It's just the type of stuff I find to be thrilling, and my brain fairly often needs large doses of extreme excitement. Any dude interested in me would have to be friendly with my little parrot, who is super friendly himself and loves men. I need a man who is passionate, too, and some what odd. Who is able to think abstractly and find a deeper meaning in things, like books, movies, art, ect. I LOVE crazy facial hair! I have an obsession with the 1850s-1910s, so if you've got that type of mustache, beard, or chops style, I may fall in love instantly! I'm not the cleanest person in the world, and I don't want the person I'm dating to be. I do enjoy gardening and taking care of my little, exotic pets. I can use tools better than most dudes I know. I graduated from the University of Kansas with a degree in religious studies and work as a claims adjuster for a giant insurance company. It sounds like a lame job, but I mostly just sit and argue cars with old men over the phone, so it's fairly fun from time to time. It pays great. I also love creating art, sewing, making hoola hoops, out doors stuff, taking care of my living things, and cooking. I have a very mild interest in sports, sorry. I like extreme sports, like skate boarding, bmxing, dirt biking, ect. I find that fun to watch. And I love pretending that I know something about wine, which in my opinion, I do. I've got my German Rieslings down!

You should totally message me if you're Jewish!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working my 9-5 M-F and I'm trying to eventually get myself to the west coast. I did teach my parrot to fetch and roll over. I'm currently teaching my cat to use the toilet.
I’m really good at
Hooping! I'm a goddess at it! I'm also pretty damn good at cooking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite book is my favorite movie, and it's Fight Club. I'm a huge Coen brothers fan and I love Bluegrass and Dubstep!
The six things I could never do without
A cat, a kitchen, a hoola hoop, music, friends, and my Xbox.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Compassion, forgiveness, patience, calmness, and meaning. I work to find meaning in every poor situation I find myself in. I find it makes the situation more tolerable. I try to be mindful of the present and aware of my emotions, understanding that emotions are always temporary. I'm a pretty heady kid, so I'll talk a lot about international news, crime new, current events, art, movies, books. I enjoy contemplating and appreciating all the gifts of this world, and I GEEK out on religions. Just love talking and thinking about it!
On a typical Friday night I am
I like to get drunk by shoving vodka soaked tampons up my ass.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I recently just got out of a 500 year relationship.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Please, don't be a creeper. I won't make a very good victim.