"Motherfucker" is my favorite cuss. Next is "bullcrap."

I enjoy tea, apocalyptic themes in movies and Patrick Stump's voice.

There should be a "none of your god damned business" option on some of the questions in the "my details" section.

Oh btw if you're one of the morons who believes this whole 2012 bullcrap, expect to see me on your porch on December 22, 2012 laughing my ass off at you.

And if you saw the movie 2012 and liked it you should probably just go kill yourself. That's not a MOVIE, god damn it, that's two hours of computer generated imagery.

Anyway, this thing wants me to get to 500 words, so here you go.

In case you haven’t picked up on this already, I’m very sarcastic. If you can’t hang then oh well for you.

I’m pretty much over trying to find someone on this stupid site, so now I’m doing social experiments.

Is that 500 words yet? Fuck. Not even close.

I’m not really a bitch. I just pretend to be one on the internet.

Due to financial reasons, I live with my father. If you have an issue with that you can fucking blow me for all I care.

Elitism pisses me off like none other. So does acting like you know more than you do.

I don’t like Pokemon, I just like Snorlax.

Now, random cusses. Fuck ass bitch whore cunt fuckface cock blowjob.

Microsoft word tries to change “fuckface” to “muckrake.” Hilarity.

God damn am I still writing this?

You know what fuck this and fuck your five hundred words. 274 is more than enough. Now go away.