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33 Portland, OR Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 15
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Catholicism, and very serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Bookworm. Catholic. Theatre major. Collector of vintage barware. Hater of mornings, lover of naps. Watergate nerd. Well-brought-up young lady.
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing plays.
I’m really good at
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Cards Against Humanity, reading really fast, amusing children, making Christmas mix CDs, throwing cocktail parties, proofreading, pop culture trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I like to talk.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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5 BOOKS I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH RECENTLY: "The Signature of All Things," Elizabeth Gilbert; "The Name of the Wind," Patrick Rothfuss; "How To Be a Woman," Caitlin Moran; "A Jesuit Off-Broadway," Father James Martin; "The Ocean at the End of the Lane," Neil Gaiman

5 FAVORITE BOOKS OF ALL TIME: "Jane Eyre," Charlotte Bronte; "Persuasion," Jane Austen; "All The President's Men," Bob Woodward & Carl Bernstein; "The Cloister Walk," Kathleen Norris; "Murder On the Orient Express," Agatha Christie
MOVIES: Anything with Harrison Ford. Anything by Alfred Hitchcock. Anything remotely adapted from Jane Austen. "Labyrinth." "Jesus Christ Superstar." Walt Disney's "Robin Hood." Tommy Wiseau's "The Room."
5 TV SHOWS I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH RECENTLY: "The Good Wife", "Twin Peaks", "Battlestar Galactica", "RuPaul's Drag Race", "Doctor Who"

10 FAVORITES OF ALL TIME: "The West Wing", "Newsradio", "The Daily Show", "Scandal", "Sherlock", "The IT Crowd", "The League", "Firefly", "Downton Abbey", "Game of Thrones"
5 BANDS I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH RECENTLY: Lost Lander, Hamilton Leithauser, Audra Mae & the Almighty Sound, The Wailin' Jennys, Lost Lander

5 FAVORITES OF ALL TIME: Leonard Cohen, Bruce Springsteen, Queen, Mika, Annie Lennox
FOOD: I'm an excellent dinner-party hostess but a lazy weekday cook. The Portland food items I cannot live without include the Spanish coffee at Huber's, the Pepper Jack Pig Newton at Jim & Patty's, the tyropita at the Greek Festival and the ham croquetas at Pambiche.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Giant vintage earrings
The paintings of Boris and Natasha hanging in my TV room
The Muppets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Intense, borderline obsessive travel fantasies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gossip happy hour or game night with my ladies; seeing a play; mainlining boozy hot cocoa and writing all night; binge-Netflixing on the couch in my pajamas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There's a Liberace shrine in my living room.
You should message me if
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You're passionately, nerdily obsessive about the things that interest you. The most attractive trait to me is enthusiasm. You don't have to geek out about the same things I geek out about, but I find it really attractive when you have that thing that gets you all hyper-excited and when you start to explain it to me your voice gets louder and louder and your hand gestures get more and more crazy because you're like "I JUST NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER." That's my favorite.

You feel like sitting side-by-side on the couch with a big pot of coffee and a cozy blanket and each of us with our own books sounds like a perfect Sunday morning.

You want to build me a beach bonfire so we can get drunk and lie down and look at the stars.

You feel like one of the great benefits of a relationship is having someone who always asks about your day.

You're looking for a real, mature, adult relationship with a whole person, not a casual hookup. I'm not saying we're going to get married, I'm just saying I'm looking for someone I could take out for beers with my dad.

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