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LadyErrant

23 Cupertino, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 4
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I had a comic based off me once, I think. I literally did drop out of space camp. Ask me about it, if you want. I'll answer if you're cute. Oh, I spend a lot of time drinking. I mean, party-rocking. Whatever you're into. Smoking cigarettes on the patio just before dawn mulling over regrets and fantasies and being painfully beautifully aware of the now until every fiber of muscle strains against the weight of being so [swag/alive/blissfully whole]

I want to make a dating profile in the style of a Choose Your Own Adventure.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm at De Anza, so not like it's real college or anything. Don't ask me about my plans with school. I'm tired of hearing myself talk about it. No, I don't take it very seriously. If I did the fact that I am so very very very behind where I'd like to be would drive me mad and I'd probably start systematically robbing people to fund my educationcrying. I will tell you I'm not pursuing a bullshit major.

I do a lot of Duolingo/edx/etc kind of stuff.

I also work way too much. Do you want to send me money to eat food on Skype? I will do that. I was going to eat that food anyway. On tonight's menu: Imitation Soylent.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
occasionally writing my OkC into prose as a hobby,
not making a whole lot of sense
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I might remind you of copper- but not the kind ancients associated with Venus, more like pipe that's been used to hammer things into place one too many times. Dents and scars have long since worn off the gleam, I'm not an art piece by any stretch of the imagination. Art is deliberate beauty, and I'm rarely accused of either. What I am, though, is pretty good at the things I do.

I move unnecessarily, spinning on one foot when a shift in weight would do.

I have a voice that reminds you of someone, maybe you're not sure who, but when I call you from a strange cell number at 2AM on a Tuesday, waking you up from a dream of them, you'll know and never tell.

Spontaneous acts of rebellious beauty and random acts of unwise kindness are my finest moments.

My worst are breaking down and listening to bad, bad music.
BECAUSE THERE'S BEAUTY IN THE BREAKDOWN
break it down
Yo Hi-tek fink you can fuck wif summing like dis
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books- Steppenwolf. Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. Snow Crash. I have three books I am reading at any given time and I finish them all very very slowly. Please don't bring this up, I get embarassed when people ask me what I'm reading.

Short story- The Country of the Blind, by H.G. Wells

Poem- The Tyger, by William Blake. Howl, by Allen Ginsberg.

Movies - Gattaca, Equilibrium, V for Vendetta. Anything Tarantino breathes on. I don't consider myself an intellectual, no.
Fun fact: I've watched Dead Poet's Society like six times. ALL ENGLISH TEACHER SUBSTITUTES HAVE THE SAME MOVIES.

Music - I LISTEN ONLY TO POST-ROCKCORE COMPOSED ON THE ELECTRUM AXE-LYRES OF A SPECIFIC CLASS OF ANGELIC WHORE-GUARDIANS. Everything else I like only accidentally. I like Jeff Buckley, Rush, Blind Guardian, Wu Tang Clan, Die Antwoord, Uncle Tupelo, Nirvana, The Flaming Lips, Peaches, and I've had the Space Jam theme stuck in my head for the past fifteen years. If you can show me a good mashup I haven't heard before, I'll send you a picture of my tits.

Television- I'm currently watching Buffy and Bob's Burgers. Let me know if you want to marathon X-Files or Star Trek or something along those lines, there are a lot of series I want to watch and haven't. Or maybe even something more recent! I also enjoy boring dry-as-grandma's-martini documentaries.

Food-
I enjoy: Beef stroganoff. Persimmons. Crunchy food. Asian food.
I make: A mean baconwaffle, kick ass spicy spaghetti, "fuck-it" nacho cereal, improv crepes, bachelorette curry, and some pretty good schnitzel.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six strings play on a guitar and sound like thunder
Six degrees of turbulence or separation.
Six numbers a die, to keep my sense of wonder
Six ways to orient and find my location.
Six feet of dirt that I'll put your body under-
Six cans a pack bury your manifestation.

(translation: music, games, stories, adventure, violence, booze.)
I also enjoy overly structured poetry that is not necessarily aesthetically pleasing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I've dated models, monsters, nuclear scientists, hobos, geniuses, idiots, virgins, sluts, and I'm decidedly happy with someone who isn't any extreme at all. Isn't it funny how that works?

I don't think. Thinking is for squares. All my decisions are made via coin flip. Sometimes it just takes a lot of them.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
• The same person I am every night, Pinkie. Trying to take over the world.
• in the corner, in the spotlight, losing my religion,
• drunkenly answering OkCupid messages. This could also be any other night.
• dressing up like a hipster, making fun of my exes, ohOH
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pretty much admit to everything. For example:

I found the perfect man once and left him waiting for me at a coffee shop, I wear those stupid toe-shoes, I don't really like pizza, I hate steampunk kids, I despise lazy unmotivated manchildren because they remind me of what I'm trying not to be, I spent way too long learning the completely useless skills of spear fighting and archery which I no longer really practice and are therefore useless, I generally have a really low opinion of myself(but not as low as my opinion of everyone else), I'm very probably in love with the concept of a guy who I will never meet, I'm the opposite of a demisexual, and I am terrible with money. GO AWAY YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH ME

Oh, and I answered that a kilometer is longer than a mile. It's a longer word, now isn't it?!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are looking for someone to help you on some secret spy mission, or go with you on time travel adventures, or something fun like that, hit me up.

Things I like in a mate:
-Local.
-Sends messages with original content.
-Time spent developing interests, hobbies, your own social circle, and positive personality traits instead of crying while listening to The Shins or The Cure(depending on your age group)
-Curves if they don't look like they belong on an electric scooter and WalMart. I prefer the gentle swole of a woman or man who enjoys sweating, but rail-thin is pretty hot too. Basically take care of yourself, whatever shape yourself is.
-Interest in obscure bullshit that nobody else has time for and understanding that I do too and it might not overlap but that is okay.

Things I dislike:
-Identifying as organized-religious, MRA, otaku.
-One line messages.

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*** REVIEWS***
This exists to give you a crash course in what it's like to be me on OkCupid.

"You seem like a bitch. The okcupid system is totally fucked if YOU have a thousand messages. Enjoy it because we know you made this profile because you don't get approached by guys in public. Get over yourself! You're like a 3 out of 10 on a good day. Piss off rathead." -shredhead84

"You have hands-down THE best profile on this goddang website, if not the whole of the internet (well, maybe not better that Maddox), and i'm not just saying this to get on your review section there. I don't know think i really knew what i was looking for (other than the obvious), until i landed here. THANK YOU (weeps)" -BayArea_nomad

"Writes a lot but well, I only fell asleep once. Appears very fun in person and makes me happy knowing interesting people still exist. Reviews thing is brilliant, brought real LOLZ." -coolsexguy420

"Where do they make girls like you?" -CleverCleat

"I'm trying to decide if I like you. You're offensive, crude, and to be honest, probably psychotic. However, I'm turned on and OKcupid says you're a 99% match. What the fuck." -JimboJenkins

- "I know you like to think you're a paragon of logic and reason amongst the peasantry here but you aren't. You aren't any more original than the dozens of other girls here who take a stab at being pseudo-intellectual with their "You're a douche" this and their "You're a loser" that." -Tomacuni

""I don't want to meet you. I'm almost certain that you can shoot laser beams from your eyes, or some other ungodly power that would make me cry. But if that day does come where we inadvertently meet gazes at the local supermarket, I expect our battle to be legendary. If - against all odds - we both survive, perhaps we can be friends. Because FRIENDSHIP IS FUCKING MAGIC. HAHAHA" -vietnaflip

"it's like I'm dating a nerdy girl who could be featured in Mortal Kombat." -Bodudus

"VictorianXVixen gave me: Smarter Than The Average Bear
Awarded Apr 21, 2010
“The conversations I have had with this girl have been nothing more than humorous and enlightening. I'm happy to see that there are still some smart people out there in cyberspace who deserve to honestly be called nerdy.

I love the talks we've had about lolita fashion and the different things she does for fun. She's really a great conversationalist, and I'm always down for talking to her about anything. She makes me smile, and I genuinely enjoy talking to her.

-C-”

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SeeElleAyeEff gave me: Friends In Real Life
Awarded Jun 8
“She makes herself sound like pretty much the coolest chick ever in her profile, but she pretty much is.”

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Mobius-Strip gave me: The Great Date
Awarded Aug 19
“This one time, she and I were having a battle to the death on top of Mt. Olympus.

I was given the Trident of Poseidon, and she was calling her bro Zeus for his lightning rod. Zeus was a bitch and told her to get her own, so she kicked him in the teeth and stole his lightning so we could continue our battle.

More epicness ensued, and we even got a battle choir going in the background with a drum set and a bunch of other cool shit.

OUT OF FUCKING NOWEHERE! A horde of alien/werewolf/vampire/faerie/zombies fell from the sky and started attacking us... they killed one of the guys in the choir, and that shit just ain't cool... so we spent the rest of the day killing the entire horde of whateverthefucks.

It was a pretty meh day for the both of us.”

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queenofghey gave me: The Perfect Mix
Awarded Sep 5
“This lady is my #1 dude and she doesn't give a FUCK. She's the greatest friend I've had in a long time and one of the best and strongest people I know. If you so much as THINK about messing with her, well, she'll kick your ass but I'LL WATCH AND CHEER HER ON”

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Sick_Profile_Bro gave me: The Great Date
Awarded Sep 26
“I wouldn't know anything about dating LadyErrant because she'd never go for a guy like me or anything in any way, but if I were to date her, I bet it would be the greatest thing ever, like a Yeti with jackhammers for hands. Or if the Earth had two moons, and one of those moons could talk and it was really loud but it was okay because it told funny jokes sometimes so everybody liked it.

Yeah, it would definitely be something like that.”

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digitalia gave me: Smarter Than The Average Bear
Awarded Oct 15

“Does words well and gives zero fucks. A++ would perv again.”