I am often sure of myself but rarely sure of others. Sarcastic, but soft-hearted. Human beings annoy me but prejudiced people annoy me even more. I have a bizarre mixture of conservative and liberal tendencies. I can be stubbornly independent and quietly insecure at the same time, and if you try to call me on either of them I'll probably deny it. I absolutely adore children, until they learn to talk, and I adore them again once they're teenagers.

I can sometimes have a Denis Leary kind of sense of humor, which means anybody and everybody is fair game- old people, fat people, children, cancer patients, and myself included. If you can't tolerate a little sarcastic remark now and then, don't come anywhere near me, because you won't like me.

I can be very friendly and very flirtatious, but be forewarned, if you treat me like some cyber-sexing poptart I'll at the very least ignore you. Yes, I am bisexual, but not because I'm willing to sleep with anything that'll hold still long enough. Rather, I can like someone for their personality, and gender doesn't enter into it. I'm attracted to spirit and sense of humor, not whatever bits you've got between your legs.
I LOVE quotes. Famous quotes, historical quotes, funny quotes, whatever. I collect them compulsively. Here is an example of some of my favorites-

“The true measure of an individual is how he treats a person who can do him absolutely no good.” — Ann Landers (Esther Pauline Friedman), American newspaper “advice” columnist (1918-2002)

“The measure of a man's character is what he would do if he knew he never would be found out.” — Baron Thomas Babington Macauley, English historian and statesman (1800-1859)

“Freedom means choosing your burden.” — Hephzibah Menuhin, American pianist (1920-1981)

“Imagination was given to us to compensate for what we are not; a sense of humor was given to us to console us for what we are.” — Mack McGinnis

"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." — Dennis Wholey, 20th/21st-century self-help author and journalist

“The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.” — Woody Allen, American humorist and filmmaker (b. 1935)

I dunno, these describe yourself bits always strike me as a bit silly. If you want to know more, ask me!

I'm planning on joining the armed forces, the Coast Guard, because I love my country, most of the time.
Once I'm done with that, I'll go to school for... Something. Writing, the culinary arts with a focus on baking, cultural anthropology, sewing, things like that.

Talking? I write, I sing, I draw, I do all kinds of things. I can be good at most things I put my mind to. I'm pretty good at videogames and D&D, too.
I'm very good at making a dirty pun out of things, and I have a tendency to be good at laughing at EVERYTHING, even sometimes things I probably shouldn't. I'm an excellent cook, although mostly I disdain actual food in favor of baked goods.

I tend to be loud, sometimes.
Also, I am short.
And I am often times covered in cat-hair.

Books? Currently, the "Dresden Files" Series, by Jim Butcher. I have read everything Stephen King has ever published, like EVERYTHING. I will read almost anything fictional, and even some nonfiction, if it's sensational enough or full or random useless trivia.

Movies, anything and everything by Quentin Tarantino. That man is on my list of creative geniuses.

Music can be anything, because I don't define by genre, only by if it does something for me.

Food... Mexican, for sure. Dark chocolate too, but that's a whole other sub-category of things I cook that nobody else does that I love. Does your own cooking count when listing a favorite food?

Chapstick (Strawberry flavored)
My computer (Full of things I've drawn and written)
Drawing supplies (Prismacolor pencils are vital to my lifeforce)
My sparklies (Jewelery)
My pets (My animals and the peoples I call pets)
And my freedom.

Anything and everything! I think a lot, and I like to talk about whatever I'm thinking about. I am incredibly nerdy, and I have been sucked into every comic book, video game, and geeky/nerdy thing you could probably list. And I'm not sorry! I geek out and I love it.

I think often, also, about my mental health and my emotional well-being. I'm a big self-evaluator and if I feel something I think is illogical or irrational, I'll try my damndest to stop for a minute and think it over before I act on it, because my mouth sometimes gets me in trouble if I don't.

I also think about random things like the zombie apocalypse.

Doing whatever strikes my fancy. I like to go see movies, and I like to go to live bands and plays as well. Essentially, I'm down for whatever sounds fun.

I'm tired of being the rock, the dependable person for all of my friends and the people I've dated. I'd really really like, just for once, to have someone else who I could lean on for a minute.

Also, I occasionally have explicit sexual fantasies about fictional characters. Malcolm Reynolds, captain of the ship Serenity, is one of the forerunners among said fictional characters. Yum.:)

You're looking for a friend, as well as somebody to date.

You like short, sarcastic, giggly girls.

You like to debate things for fun.

You like to talk in fake accents in public.

You look anything like Captain Mal. ;)