I am a country bumpkin who can identify all of the major types of cattle in Florida and properly care for a horse. I can also navigate the city bus system and switch off my accent at will.
As a lady, I never curse, my manners are impeccable, and my makeup is always done carefully.
My favorite place to play as a child was the deep woods behind the house, and I learned which plants were edible so that I didn't have to go home for lunch.
I love talking about video games.
I am socially liberal and fiscally conservative.
I forego wearing shoes whenever possible.
I have a black belt in two martial arts.
I had an Associate of Arts degree by the age of seventeen.
What do you think?