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44 Ypsilanti, MI Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26–47
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:39am
5' 7" (1.70m)
Body Type
Post grad
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats
English, French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The older and theoretically wiser I become, the more I realize the fundamental perverseness of essays such as these. My ego already has enough hold over my being for me to stroke it further by writing an erudite, witty and engaging synopsis of who I am.

And how does one fill it out? A resume of what I have accomplished? My deepest desires? All my untapped potential?

Let's try a little gratitude. The Universe is quite fascinating in its incessant insistence upon giving us not what we want, but exactly what we need. It's our responsibility to figure out what that means. Yes, we can spend our time whining and screaming and pounding our fists. And I do a fair amount of that myself. But when the quiet comes, so does the openness to the potential wisdom inherent in all situations and the faith that helps us to open ourselves to it. It's a process, not a place, and I believe it is one that takes a lifetime.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
As they say in one of my favorite movies--The Princess Bride--"only as compared to some."
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
So is this the spot people bravely put out their best side? Noting their incandescent smile, their deep dark eyes or their breathtaking body?

The answer depends on the situation, like always. I don't present the same face so I cannot say with any degree of certainty what people notice, and whether that is a positive or a negative. Am I dressed up as in my profile pic, or am I running to the store in a natty t-shirt and dirty hair, engulfed by fatigue and irritation? I'm guessing the reactions might be different.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Best way to sum it up: literary and musical whore. And damn proud of it. Of course there are favorites--among authors Neil Gaiman would be one. Yet new ones are always being discovered--Edward St Aubyn being another. (Thank you Esquire!)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Yes, I could live without these things, but their presence makes life a joy
Goat cheese and Dark chocolate
My furry, cloven hooved and webbed footed children
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why time is moving so incredibly fast. And I am told on good authority it just gets worse. Not near enough time in the day for all I would like to accomplish. I'd love to journey back in time and be 7 again, facing a long summer vacation of endless days with nothing better to do than ride my bike to the back woods down the old country lane where the bridge went out and was never fixed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Decomping from the week, meaning nestled on my couch with a monstrous tub of popcorn (made with oil and butter on the stove, people, not some cardboard microwave version) and netflix.
Saturday, however, is another story........
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am a huge, monster Vincent Price fan. Love love love him.

As regards photos and the lack thereof, I can empathize with a reluctance to post photos, but physical chemistry is part of the equation and difficult to assess from words alone. Since I have been brave enough to post photos, I expect others who might be interested to do the same. Otherwise, we aren't operating from an equal footing.

.......Also, Just Checked And My Name Is Not Mrs. Robinson.......Really Do Hope You Find Her, But It Won't Be Here.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
How about a don't? Don't message me if you think casual sex means emailing your penis size and a hotel room phone number.