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LadySassafras

29 Austin, TX Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Short, sassy and successful.

I'm a bit of an introvert but in small groups I can be quite boisterous! I'm from Texas and have been in Austin for about six years.

I'm all about living your life with enthusiasm!

Don't be afraid, I'm not a loud bubbly person but I do have a positive outlook on life and try my best to keep it! If you're a negative Nancy, we probably won't get along.

I am not a heavy drinker and I don't enjoy going downtown. I'm more likely to spend the weekend with books and Netflix than drinking. I'm like an old lady.

I collect llama and alpaca things!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a start-up marketing business that is super fun and keeps me on my toes. I love being able to make my own hours but it can be crazy stressful!

I'm big into travel and love taking trips regardless of it is a long weekend or a 10-day international venture.

I love being outdoors. Love camping! I have a trainer that kicks my ass three times a week and helps me stay on track to a healthier and better me!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mario on SNES
Witticisms
Cooking a delish meal
Bad jokes
Single eye-brow raise
Being positive
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Accent, hair, eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Decameron, Wind in the Willows, Mythology Encyclopedias

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Mannequin, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Prometheus, horror genre in general...but none of that overly gory business. Give me a good story.

Frasier, 30 Rock, Golden Girls

Indie, Hip-Hop, Chill Electronic, Dubstep

Delicious
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat Bird
Rainy day
Whataburger
Interwebs
Music
Family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the next adventure.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
most likely having a few friends over for board games and dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't ever want to have kids. I think kids are cool but never see myself as Mothering one. I see my life involving lots of travel with my romantic partner sans kids.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to go for a nature hike, grab brunch, vinyl sift, watch a horror movie or any other variation of fun activity you may be game for.

You're not looking for new casual sex partners. I've already got those. I want something different.

You have long hair and/or a beard.