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36 Calgary, Alberta, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21-38
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 9, 2014
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Buddhism and it’s important
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and Has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Not looking, not interested. Not sure why I'm not deleting my profile, but I've had it for so long I'm just letting it lie fallow. Intrigued that when I pulled almost all my photos, especially the professional ones, I'm getting even more messages. Perhaps the candid shot is less intimidating. Meh.

My husband and I have agreed to be monogamous for the foreseeable future. My profile is only still here because I haven't chosen to delete it, but I am only looking for platonic friends, and really, I don't even have much time for that.

I am a queer, geeky, kinky, peculiar chick. Really not looking for any other relationships. Oh, a plug in favour of OKC - I met my amazing husband right here on OkCupid, and we've been together seven years so far.

I have a 16 year old ragdoll cat, two 1 year old rescued kittens, and a 6 year old mastiff bulldog cross who is 100 pounds of slobbery, farty awesomeness. I work from home, and spend too much time on the computer. Damn Facebook.

I read a lot, including (but not limited to) Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, and webcomics. I fully admit that I prefer to read quality SF/Fantasy than biographies, but if you point me at a good piece of literature, I'm in!

Love food. Good food of all sorts, but especially home-cooked Italian, and visiting my favourite Vietnamese and Indian restaurants. I also love good dark beer and good coffee.

I have three tattoos, and am a philosophical Buddhist. The two ARE connected.

I am ambitious, geeky, and kinky
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Learning to take life as it comes, which isn't easy for me - I always have plans, and usually make them come true.

I am also married to a great guy.

I'm setting up a permanent makeup business to compliment my other business, as both have flexible booking times.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Working too much. Helping people. Spending too much close personal time with teh interweb.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The force of my personality. It seems that I often intimidate people, even though they will usually tell you I'm really nice. *shrug* Or you know, my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
A: Authors: Chuck Palahniuk, Jim Munroe, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Alan Moore, Christopher Moore, C.J. Cherryh, Yan Martel, well, the list goes on...

B: Eastern Promises, Evil Dead, Princess Mononoke, Pom Poko, Porco Rosso, Hellsing, Stardust, Full Metal Alchemist, Batman Begins, Dead and Breakfast, and Neverwhere, City of Lost Children, Delicatessen, to name a few.

C: Ron Sexsmith, Great Big Sea, The Sadies, The Band, Neko Case, BB King, The Clash, Velvet Underground, CCR, Queen, Three Dead Trolls, etc.

D: Fine chocolates, risotto, cheese, gnocchi, Vietnamese food, curry, good coffee, dark beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oh dear, that would require me to prioritize.

1. My husband. 2. My pets. 3. Books 4. Delicious food. 5. Coffee. 6. Good beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The BDSM lifestyle, and how to become truly world-class in my field, arts and crafts, tattooing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Netflix and eating a delicious meal my husband cooked.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I still get nervous around girls.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're just generally nifty! I'm NOT looking for a relationship, but I'm definitely open to new friends! I don't have tonnes of time, but I make time when I can.

I do not have much patience for AOL speak. Sorry, but it makes you sound unintelligent.

If you're trolling, or it's clear you didn't read my profile but are just messaging me based on photos, I *will* tear you a new one, and not feel bad about it.