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Laestrygonian

37 Chicago, IL Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–46
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Today – 3:47pm
Orientation
Straight, Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Masters program
Job
Income
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, German
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm married and I'm happy- but life is very short and the world is full of amazing people. My partner and I are trying to live with fewer boundaries and hearts more open to discovering what the world has to offer. My partner's name is mollwalk and she is here on OKC, so give her a look.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking too much.

Reading people. Making rum cake. Putting my foot in my mouth. Making people feel like they are the only one in the room. Falling inappropriately in love with the wrong people. Wearing my emotions on my sleeve. Appreciating theater - especially when in involves my talented and lovely wife.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can be a little awkward at first but as I warm up I become the life of the party. I'm also a pretty big guy with a soft voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Does anyone read this section? Seriously? **EDIT - Several of you have written to inform me that I'm an idiot. Yes, apparently, people do read this. Fine. **

I read voraciously. My Kindle is my best friend. I'm indiscriminate and insatiably curious, which makes it hard to pick favorites. Here are the books I've read in the last thirty days:

The Tipping Point: How Little Things Can Make a Big Difference, Predictive Analytics: The Power to Predict Who Will Click, Buy, Lie, or Die, Rework, Warbreaker, Thank You for Smoking, The Four Hour Body.

Even more recently: Screw the Roses, Send Thorns. I also recently read Snow Crash. Also, these days, anything Dr. Seuss gets a lot of play in my house.

Also, even if you aren't poly or open, everyone should read Sex Before Dawn and the Ethical Slut.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
"Unhappiness or negativity is a disease on our planet. What pollution is on the outer level is negativity on the inner. It is everywhere, not just in places where people on’t have enough but even more so where they have more than enough. Is that surprising? No, The affluent world is even more deeply identified with form, more lost in content, more trapped in ego." (Eckhart Tolle)

I'm trying to need less these days.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex. Politics. Access to healthcare. Economic justice. Love. How to be a better person/leader/friend/lover. How to get the revolution rolling. Eating the rich. First kisses. Good beer and cheap whisky. Life, death and the mysteries of the world.

But mostly Battle Star Galactica and what it would be like to sex a cylon.

Also, you are not laid back, so stop typing it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out. Or in. I'm flexible!

Watching history porn - The Borgias, The Tudors, Deadwood, Rome, Battlestar Galactica...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got a fetlife account.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy being afternoon drunk.

You want to visit a dungeon.

You value sincerity.