Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just ask me, I won't bite... unless you want me to (6). I hope you
won't though. I don't like the taste of human flesh. It's like
goldfish or squirrel. You know what I mean - leaves your mouth
I make a lot of jokes, sometimes too often about things other
people would not joke about. I just think it would be a sad sad
life without jokes. I get carried away sometimes with new
interests. And that kind of leaves the old ones to the
I am a bit lazy, specially during winter, which is pretty much
hibernation period for me. During summer, on the other hand, I try
to ride around, look for things I have not seen yet, meet old
friends, go fishing etc.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have no major game plan. I just live and try to take what I can,
out of life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making fun with and of people So have nerves of steel or ability to
make fun of yourself and others, if you want to get along.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Depends of the people who are busy noticing :) I don't usually
think that much of what people notice. I am more busy noticing the
things I think are worth noticing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Will just a list do? :P I never remember all of them at once
Mostly history based novels and criminal novels, but also sci-fi
and things that used to be sci-fi when the book was written
Some examples: "Le Comte de Monte-Cristo", "Les Trois
Mousquetaires" (and all following), "Harjunpää ja poliisin poika",
"Harjunpää ja rakkauden nälkä", "Winnetou", and sequels. "Animal
farm" was pretty interesting, as I have seen the end of Soviet
Union. "Гиперболоид инженера Гарина" is one of the best
used-to-be-sci-fi books I can recall at the moment.
"Gort Ashryn" and sequels (this still is a sci-fi book... for now)
and "Musta pori näkku!" which is about the rising of rock and punk
culture in the end of soviet union, through the eyes of a locally
famous guitar player. Title is from a line from song/poem, and
means something like: "black dirt on to your face"
Just random examples of what I like, no genre sorting or
"Elling", "The butterfly effect", "Mushrooming", "The Matrix" (only
the first), "Fight club", "Pahat pojat", "Rare exports", "Sniper"
(only the first), "Forrest Gump", "The Boondock saints" (only the
first), "Curse of the Golden Flower", "Worlds fastest indian", "No
country for old men"
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
There are three actually: Keys to home, cellphone and money. These
are the things I keep always with me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am not a member of the Friday cult. I work with shifts, so
sometimes I have free weekends, sometimes other days. If it is
summer, I like to ride my motorcycle, go fishing or hang out with
my friends. Occasional poker or whiskey tasting can also come up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I might want to collar you.
Other than that, I'm not sure which of my privates is more
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Message me if you are not a porn bot. :P
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