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Lahlalahla

22 Portland, ME Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:13am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Freakish.
Full-time freelance artist.
Astrology geek.
Crazy cat lady.
Lie detector.
Daydreamer.
Patriots fan.
Gamer.
420 friendly.
INFJ.

I'm melodiously married to my best friend and soul brother aconductor - our bond is harmonious and cooperative. We have a lot of love to share, and are always on the lookout for anyone who wants to join in on our friendship, love and/or happiness.
What I’m doing with my life
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Art.
I’m really good at
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Turning birth charts into beautiful works of art. Fusing recipes. Opening jars. Tripping over my words. Tripping over inanimate objects. Singing. Getting fully dressed and/or undressed while eating a sandwich. Avoiding people. Singing. Painting my nails. Writing better than I speak.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter. The Dark Tower series by Stephen King. The Old Kingdom series by Garth Nix. Anything about art or food.

Movies: I'm not too picky - I like comedies, horror, thrillers, animated movies, and action. My all time favorite movie is The Beatles Yellow Submarine.

TV: Game of Thrones. True Blood. Walking Dead. 30 Rock. Robot Chicken. Adventure Time. Workaholics. Drunk History. Nathan for You. Bojack Horseman. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Parks & Recreation. Inside Amy Schumer. Archer. Legend of Korra.

Music: The Beatles. Jared Mees & the Grown Children. The Pink Spiders. Delta Rae. Say Anything. Those are just my favorites.

Food: Everything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Creative expression.
Hot showers.
My dental retainers.
Honesty, in myself and others.
At least one cat.
Love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Kitties.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
having a wicked good time.
You should message me if
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you "liked" me.

you want to be my cuddle buddy.

or if you just wanna be my buddy, that's cool too.

we have a high match percentage, or a low enemy percentage.

or if we don't have good match ratings but you think we still might be compatible.

I wish I got more messages from girls. But you know what would be better than getting more messages from girls? Never getting another message from a dude, ever again, never, not even one more, neverevereverevereverrrrNEVEREVER.