Lately I find myself in the awkward position of not knowing exactly what I want.
I enjoy the company of literate, witty men who have a talent for being stinkers but I'm not sure how much effort I want to put into a relationship right now. I'm aware that this is not a good marketing scheme.
I think what would please me most at this point would be to find someone to date, cook for, make out with but with no pressure or expectations. I'm not looking for a soulmate,the love of my life, a husband or a sugar daddy, just someone who could delight in my company and I in theirs with liberal applications of space.
In the interest of saving us both time, here are some negatives. I hate camping, hiking or anything that might cause me to be dirty and unable to bathe, exposed to bugs or have to go to the bathroom in the bushes. I am terrified of motorcycles. I have no interest in men who cannot afford shirts with sleeves on them. I will not immediately give you my personal email address, phone number or send you money no matter how tragic your circumstances might be. I will not email you pictures of my naughty bits.