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LainaPhoenix

24 / F / Bisexual / Single

Houston, Texas

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:51pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.71m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Sign Language (Fluently), German (Okay), Greek (Fluently)

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My self-summary
FIRST of all- I have given up on love.
Truly, I have. I am not on here to find my other half. I truly am much more interested right now in having enlightening, fantastic, intellectually and physically stimulating experiences.
However this is not to say I am unwilling to date. I will date, and am very capable of being monogamous.
If you actually want to try to sweep this Jaded Cowgirl off her feet- well, more power to ya. But I'm warnin' you. This isn't my first Rodeo and unless you make it damn clear that it's my last I will probably doubt your intentions.
(Also, this post is directed only to women and females.
Sorry guys, but I have no intention of dating any of you long-term. It will never happen, so please do not ask)

I'm what you would call a High-Heeled Feminist. Meaning yes, I am a damn fine cook. And I cook while wearing heels, corsets, and listening to discussions from Anais Nin or the musical talents of Edith Piaf. I also can shoot any gun damn well, go huntin', fishin', and always love going to the strip clubs with my guy friends to objectify and oogle women.
To put it bluntly: I do not wave a sign and march around demanding my equality and freedom, but rather create it merely by being myself.

Yes, I was born and raised in Houston, Texas. But I truly have grown up outside of the United States. I cannot count the countries I have lived in on both hands.

I travel quite frequently. However am perfectly capable of staying bound to one place if given the proper motivation.

I'm an artist, writer, and photographer. Not as a hobby. As a career.
I have been successfully marketing myself for 10 years. I love what I do, and I do it damn well.

I have started taking Roller Derby classes, and I hope to join a team by the end of 2013.

I LOVE rock-climbing, and ropes/challenge courses.

I am getting more and more into biking.
So I'd love to meet someone to bike with/people to bike with. A goal of mine is to be able to do the Pink Ride in California next year.

I enjoy talking about subjects most are rather sensitive or overtly passionate about.

I SEVERELY enjoy doing things I have never had any experience with before.

I am proudly and happily sober off of everything except alcohol (Ironically enough it's the only thing I was never addicted to).
However, when I do drink it is mostly only Framboise, Wine, Sake, German or Dutch Beer, or Absinthe.
Note: Just because I no longer participate in recreational use, does not mean I am unwilling to date someone who does.
As long as it's not what your entire life is about and revolves around. That's cool with me.

Gauges bigger than an inch are HUGE turn-offs for me.
Though, I am still willing to date someone with them, I just won't be putting my mouth or face anywhere near your ears.

Unlike most people in my position. I do not let peoples' careers or jobs intimidate me. Though, most are intimidated by what I do.
I do not let the fact that I may be more successful or less successful than someone dictate or alter my decision to date/love someone.

PLEASE- DO NOT message me asking if I like the published disgraceful fanfiction nonsense known as the Twilight series.
It is not literature. It is filth.
Please... If you actually enjoy and take Twilight seriously- do NOT message me. I will not be able to take you seriously.
It is a blatant insult to anyone who has ANY remote knowledge or respect of and for vampirism.
I ALSO DETEST the "Grey" series. It is child's play and can't even be considered bondage OR literature. If that crap honestly gets you off.. Damn, you are EASY.

If you would like to know anything else, feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Showcasing my art all over the world.
Writing.
Learning Russian, Italian, Japanese, and French.
Studying Forensic Psychology.
Living every day as if it were my very last.
Fighting the biggest existential dilemma I have ever faced while searching for my individual meaning and reconnecting my link to the rest of the human race.
I’m really good at
Understanding, art, running my business, writing, painting/drawing (THOSE ARE PRIVATE AND NO ONE GETS TO SEE UNLESS THEY WERE INSPIRED BY YOU), acting, singing, walking fast, videogames, dancing, dissection, shooting firearms, hunting, creating explosions, Vampyre Erotica, and Tipping the Velvet.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not going to lie... These days people mostly notice my tits first.
Then once they realize my brain is actually more impressive they're just like: "Da Fuq???"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a Music Goddess. There are at least 10,965 songs in my iTunes, so listing all of the bands I enjoy/listen to/support would be quite impossible so here's a taste:

Patti Smith
Tool
Edith Piaf
Otep
Evanescence
Puscifer
Radiohead
Madonna
Die Toten Hosen
The Doors
VAST
Rammstein
KMFDM
The Myriad
Dorian Electra
Poe
Depeche Mode
Julia Volkova
Lena Katina
Smoke City
Aesma Daeva
The Runaways
The Dead Texan
John Lennon
Bob Marley
Danny Elfman
Jack Off Jill
Lasgo
Porcelain Black
Marilyn Manson
Emilie Autumn
Björk
Kittie
Explosions in the Sky
Rihanna
Eels
Rilo Kiley
Jenny Lewis
Moby
(OLD) Linkin Park
Télépopmusik
The Dead Weather
Infected Mushroom
Grace Potter & The Nocturnals
Sigur Rós
Lady Gaga
The Pretty Reckless
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Breathe Carolina
Eisley
MGMT
Pink Martini
Metallica
Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Scissor Sisters
Primus
Simon & Garfunkel
Ella Fitzgerald
The Disco Biscuits
Atomic Blonde
Zakk Wylde
The Beatles
Blondie
Pat Benatar
Slayer
The Antique Toys
Christina Perri
Clinic
Natasha Bedingfield
Natalia Kills
Clint Mansell
Marina and the Diamonds
Clare Maguire
Kat Graham
Imogen Heap
Bloodsimple
Thom Yorke
The Pierces
Tracy Chapman
Alice In Chains
DJ Raz (Dj/Vocalist from Stunt and 4 Strings)
Nico Vega
Mumford & Sons
The Ting Tings
Nina Simone
Imagine Dragons
Korn
Scars on Broadway
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Late of the Pier
Kaki King
Grails
2pac
Owl City
Thee Silver Mt. Zion
The Hot Toddies
Serena Ryder
Bea Foote
Nirvana
Daft Punk
H.I.M.
Fats Waller
Wolves in the Throne Room
Christina Aguilera
Combichrist
Lil Flip
Cobra Starship
Cradle of Filth
The Dandy Warhols
Kate Rusby
Led Zeppelin
Linda Perry
Lords of Acid
3Oh!3
Sia
Dope
Powerman 5000
Linda Ronstadt
Paramore
MONO
Nightbringer
Atmosphere
Rob Zombie
Velvet Acid Christ
Helltrash
Renholder
Shakira
Nine Inch Nails
Vermillion Lies
P!nk
Cher
Alicia Keys
Lesbians on Ecstasy
Rasputina
Dragonette
Epica
Angelspit
Deftones
After Forever
Amanda Palmer
Jeffree Star
Diplo
Chris Crocker
Razed in Black
Britney Spears
The Postal Service
Joan Jett
Love and Rockets
Bright Eyes
Kelly Clarkson
Peaches
Esthero
Nelly Furtado
Celldweller
Bloody Panda
The Velvet Underground
All Shall Perish
Death Cab For Cutie
Kinnie Starr
Kirsten Price
I:Scintilla
Sky Ferreira
Philip Glass
Love Like Blood
Blood On the Dance Floor
Job for a Cowboy
Dream Theater
Psychlon Nine
The Guess Who
No Doubt
Decapitated
Office
Gorrillaz
Molly McQueen
Hollywood Undead
Bitter:Sweet
Alice in Videoland
L'Arc~en~Ciel
Bat for Lashes
Orgy
Nile
Katy Perry
Jefferson Airplane
Jason Castro
Suzi Quatro
Natalia Kills
Grendel
Cannabis Corpse
The Sounds
Metric
Concrete Blonde
4 Non Blondes
The Veronicas
Placebo
Ink Dot Boy
Damone
Blue October
Örsten
Boom Boom Satellites
The Vines
Harry and the Potters
Joe Satriani
Lou Reed
Paramore
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
Taake
Dark Princess
Smashing Pumpkins
Sleater-Kinney
Blutengel
Gandalf
Chase Hamblin
Stabbing Westward
Type O Negative
Finch
The Airborne Toxic Event
Gwen Stefani
Conor Oberst
Tegan & Sara
The Vandals
Within Temptation
The Sex Pistols
The Orb
Collide
The Crystal Method
Anti-Flag
Jimmy Reed
Frank Sinatra
Bon Jovi
t.A.T.u.
TEMA
Hank Williams III
Mary Chapin Carpenter

Now for the TV shows/animes I watch:
Hemlock Grove
American Horror Story (Every single season. I watch religiously)
Planet Earth
Lost Girl
Bates Motel
Dollhouse
Dexter
Firefly
Southpark
The Big Bang Theory
Deadly Women
Two Broke Girls
Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Weeds
Nurse Jackie
Venus Versus Virus
Breaking Bad
The Big C
Criminal Minds
Disappeared
Stolen Voices, Buried Secrets
Law & Order
Law & Order: SVU
CSI
CSI: Miami
South of Nowhere
Simoun
Ugly Betty
Sex Rehab with Dr. Drew
The L Word
Lip Service
Skins (British Version)
Hellsing
Futurama
Jersey Shore
Pretty Little Liars
Star Trek: Voyager
Desperate Housewives
Gunslinger Girl
Carnivale
John Adams
Gundam
Gundam Wing
Hellsing
Supernatural
Kannazuki No Miko
Family Guy
Dragonball
DBZ
DBZ: GT
Hell Girl
Blood+
Maria-Sama Ga Miteru
Lupin the III
American Dad!
Yuru Yuri
Burst Angel
Vampire Knight
Strawberry Panic!
Elfen Lied
X
The Vampire Diaries
True Blood
Tudors
Swamp People
Monster Quest
Hart of Dixie
Once Upon A Time
Spongebob Squarepants

Here's a list of movies I enjoy:
Nosferatu
Vampyr
Metropolis
Life in a Day
The Woman
Alucarda
Gun Metal Gray
Slaughter
Santa Sangre
Live Freaky Die Freaky
Suck
Vamps
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Phoebe in Wonderland
Love Me If You Dare
Moulin Rouge
Repo! The Genetic Opera
Devil's Carnival
The Ward
Dorothy Mills
Dogville
Alien
Henry & June
Monster
The Notorious Bettie Page
Requiem for a Dream
Alice in Wonderland (Every single version ever made)
The Hours
Taking Lives
Girl, Interrupted
28 Days Later
House of Yes
Room in Rome
Dangerous Beauty
Freedom Writers
Reincarnation
Won't Back Down
The Black Dahlia (both versions)
A Nightmare on Elm Street (The entire series)
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood
Donnie Darko
Mulholland Drive
Cabin in the Woods
Chasing the Kidney Stone
Doubt
Heavenly Creatures
The Devil Wears Prada
Camille
Butter
Bernie
Seven
The Runaways
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Silence of the Lambs
But I'm a Cheerleader
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Hannibal
Evita
Big Daddy
Scary Movie (Every single one)
Sleepy Hollow
Anonymous
Drive
The Third Man
Citizen Kane
Smash Cut
Rabbit Hole
My Week with Marilyn
The Rum Diary
When Will I Be Loved?
Black Swan
Love in the time of Cholera
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Big Fish
Hell's Gate 11:11
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Stepford Wives
Stepmom
Mother's Day
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (The entire European version of the series)
The Heart is Deceitful Above of All Things
The Shining
The Ramen Girl
Uptown Girls
Ten Inch Hero
Love and Other Disasters
Final Destination (the entire series)
The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
Hollow
The Wrestler
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Halloween (The entire series)
The Interview
Gia
Crank
Dahmer
Patton
Lost and Delirious
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Head in the Clouds
House of 1000 Corpses
Devil's Rejects
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (both versions)
The Last House on the Left
Scream (The entire series)
Jackass (Every single one)
Midnight in Paris
The Innkeepers
Exotica
Black Christmas
Chasing Amy
Fly Away Home
Forget Me Not
She's the Man
Meet the Parents
Meet the Fockers
Little Fockers
Thirteen
Eurotrip
We Are The Night
Manhattan
The Others
Modify
Vicky Christina Barcelona
The Lorax
Bella
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
A Scanner Darkly
Labyrinth
Party Monster
Pineapple Express
Limitless
True Grit
Fingersmith
Knocked Up
Drive Me Crazy
Tipping the Velvet
Insidious
Holes
All Over Me
Idle Hands
The King's Speech
Reservoir Dogs
Iron Lady
The Secret of Kels
Apollo 18
Star Wars (Every single version ever made)
Howl's Moving Castle
Ponyo
Just Married
Spirited Away
A Midsummer Night's Rave
The Grinch (Both versions)
Pulp Fiction
Pan's Labyrinth
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
Star Trek (2009)
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
Just Friends
The Amityville Horror (Both versions but the original is always better)
RENT
Frida
Home Room
Paranormal Activity (the entire series)
The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond
Fight Club
Love And Basketball
The Wizard of Oz
Choke
Havoc
The Beach
Kalifornia
Inglorious Bastards
The Help
Bound
Shutter Island
Go!
Memoirs of a Geisha
Fiddler on the Roof
Pleasantville
Factory Girl
Kill Bill (Both volumes)
Stranger Than Fiction
Because I Said So
Stalingrad
As Good As It Gets
Parent Trap
Beastly
Nine
Norbit
Spun
Mean Girls
Easy A
The Dark Crystal
Amelie
The Union
Batman
Batman Returns
Batman Forever
Batman & Robin
Batman: The Dark Knight
Batman: The Dark Knight Rises
My Summer of Love
Ichi The Killer
Elena: Undone
Silver Lining's Playbook
Amour
The Royal Tenenbaums
Lianna
From Hell
Saw(The entire series)
Hostel (The entire series)
Precious
Super High Me
Forks Over Knives
Hard Candy
Shutter
Chicago
Reefer Madness
May
Edie & Thea: A Very Long Engagement
Underworld (The entire series)
A Time to Kill
Paper Heart
The Secret of Kells
The Last Mistress
Smile, Pretty
Howl's Moving Castle
RAGE
Coraline
Daybreakers
Spiderman
Spiderman 2
9
Taken
Marci X
Teeth
Lolita (Both versions)
Matilda
Mirrors
Hanna
The Sweetest Thing
A Perfect Ending
Something's Gotta Give
Freaky Friday
It's Complicated
500 Days of Summer
Whore AKA The Life
Why Did I Get Married?
Why Did I Get Married, Too?
Meet the Browns
Diary of a Mad Black Woman
Madea's Family Reunion
Madea Goes to Jail
Madea's Big Happy Family
I Can Do Bad All By Myself
Grey Gardens
Milo and Otis
Blake Snake Moan
Beetlejuice
Waltz with Bashir
Loving Annabelle
High Tension
Bereavement
Project X

Video Games:
Pacman & Mrs. Pacman
L.A. Machine Guns
House of the Dead (the entire series)
Jurassic Park (every version)
Doom (the entire series)
Silent Hill (the entire series)
Grand Theft Auto (the entire series)
Spyro (the entire series)
Silent Scope (the entire series)
Metal Gear (the entire series)
Starfox
Batman Arkham Asylum
Alice: Madness Returns
Every single Zelda game ever made
Kingdom Hearts(entire series)
Dante's Inferno
Jaws 3D
Lollipop Massacre
Super Smash Bros. (every version)
Resident Evil (the entire series)
Haunting Grounds
Dead Space 1 & 2
God of War (the entire series)
1080: Avalanche
SSX (The entire series)
Halo (the entire series)
Soul Calibur (the entire series)
Tekken (the entire series)
Call of Duty (the entire series)
Gears of War (the entire series)
Dead or Alive (the entire series)
Need for Speed Carbon
Dragon Age II
Twisted Metal
Alice in Wonderland
Splatterhouse
Manhunt 1&2
Star Wars: The Force Unleashed (the entire series)
Prince of Persia (the entire series)
Mario Brothers
James Bond Golden Eye
Duck Hunt
Mortal Kombat (the entire series)
Mario Tennis
Pokemon (every single pokemon game ever made)
Emily the Strange
Mario Kart (the entire series)
Virtua Fighter
King of Fighters
Marvel VS. Capcom

Favorite Food:
Cajun
Japanese
Chinese
Indian
Thai
German
American
Italian
Greek
Lebanese
French
Spanish
Mexican
Guatemalan
Salvadorian
Chilean
Brazilian
Russian
Argentinian
Dominican
Haitian

A few of my favorite artists include:
Travis Anthony Soumis
Chet Zar
Frida Kahlo
Mark Ryden
H.R. Giger
Kamila Mlynarczyk
Leonardo da Vinci
Soloman Kane
Myron
Diane Arbus
Tina Modotti
M.C. Escher
Guillermo Vega
Alain Daussin
Banksy
Lucas Samaras
Branka Jukic
Salvador Dali
Mucha
Rembrandt
Bart Hess
Kazuki Takamatsu
Joan Miró
Brian Smith
Federico Bebber
Lateefah Wright
Philippe Lemaire
Zdzislaw Beksinski
Paul Romano
Jakub Schikanader
Paolo Roversi
Vonetta Berry
Julien Martinez
Merve Morkoç
Herbert List
Alejandro D' Marco
Miradori Louis
Andy Kehoe
Chavetta Lepipe
Mioke
Miko Marie
Sam Wolfe Connelly
Leonor Fini
Louise Robinson
Sally Mann
Antonio de Bellis
Hugo Steiner-Prag
Salvator Rosa
Eugenio Recuenco
Nastya Kaletkina
Adriaen van de Venne
Arnaud de Vallois
Quentin Lënw
Vladimir Clavijo-Telepnev
Nobuyoshi Araki
David Roberts
Dora Maar
Paolo Pedroni
Micha Lobi
Antoine Wiertz
David Michael Bowers
Aaron B. Heimlich
Anders Rake
Tiziano Vecelli
Vladimir Clavijo-Telepnev
The six things I could never do without
iPhone
Olympus Camera
Laptop
Art
Ginger Ale
Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my next art project will be.
On a typical Friday night I am
UNLESS I'm having an art show/fundraiser at my studio, museum or gallery- or working at a fashion show...
I'm in the Montrose area with friends. Usually at a bar that serves Absinthe.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Androgyny gives me a lady boner.
But so do supremely feminine women.

... I have sex toys that are illegal to buy in the US. And quite the collection.

I now have 11 tattoos, which are all normally covered.
I have drawn all of them except for 3 that were created for me by people who hold very special places in my life and heart.
I have plans for more, but none are in any particularly visible areas.

I want piercings but I'm much too much of a pussy to put any more holes into my body.

HOWEVER, I LOVE all kinds of modification on other people.
I find it very interesting what people have chosen to do with their bodies.

.... I have been diagnosed with Nymphomania by 6 different doctors.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You actually read my entire profile.
You know the difference between a vampire and a vampyr.
You like art.
You enjoy or participate in activism both nationally and internationally.
You model; as I stated before I'm a photographer and I am always looking for new models.
You are into forensics, psychology, philosophy, anatomy, anthropology or sociology.
You're in the Montrose/Heights/Galleria/Midtown/River Oaks/Downtown/Bellaire/West University/Houston Medical Center/Rice Village area all the time and you want someone interesting to hang out with/drink with/talk to/have dinner with/have tea with/have coffee with