As my friend said, "Looking through personals is like reading a menu. 'Uh, yes, I'll have the chicken and broccoli please.'" That made me laugh. If only it was as simple.
So I'm trying to think of a clever way to accurately describe what I would be if you were going to order one of me from a menu. I dunno, maybe I'm not the spiciest dish on the menu, but I'm filling!
I am independent, complex, and opaque