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Lan_

27 / M / straight / Available

Cary, Illinois

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 10" (1.77m).
Body Type
Jacked
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Casual sex
Smokes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Kids
Pets
Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am filling, in these boxes, and loving it.

My Self-Summary

(Note: I am currently in a relationship, and we are open to including another girl in bed again. (or ideally, a regular friend with benefits) If intrested please send your resume, cover letter, and copy of your master's thesis... or just send a message saying 'I want to do you', or some such... Whichever is easier.)

Gah! I've never been good at the whole writing or "talking" thing, so... I suppose I could start of by saying that I'm generally pretty shy at first, but once in a while I can be erradic and such.

I'm a bit nerdy, though far less than I used to be. Though I'm sure I still have some of the traits. I can bust out into a 'how this works' (or an 'I wonder how this works') session, or prove someone (or myself) wrong mathematically (though I suck at math, figure out that one) or logically before I even realize I'm doing it...

I love having fun.

"Yeah, so does everyone else."

Perhaps I worded that wrong. I like seeing others happy. I like making others happy... perhaps I'm just odd. It wouldn't surprise me.

I also make (crappy) music. I've gotten better over the years, if you feel the need to punish your ears, you may at Lan's Music World, but don't forget that I warned you... All the songs there suck, there's a few that suck less. I recommend downloading "Another Sleepless Night" and "Generic Techno Tune" (GTT)

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What I’m doing with my life

I have a job! I'm a "Chief Technology Officer" for a factory. Loosely translated, it means I'm the computer bitch. I am however, still pretty much broke due to the company I work for bending me over my desk and analy pillaging me since 1999.

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I’m really good at

Fixing things, particularly computers.

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm not quite like most other people/guys... Oh... Redheadedness attracts some decent attention... People dig redheads. Hey, works for me.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books) I really like Lewis Carroll's "Alice" stories. Theres also a few real good books I've read recently. "The Perks of Being a Wallflower" and "Jenifer Goverment"

Movies) Donnie Darko, Fifth Element

Music) Mostly older Techno and newer Industrial: Fear Factory, Parametric, Wolfsheim, Wumpscut, Acid Bath, (old) Nine Inch Nails, Velvet Acid Christ, CombiChrist, Lords of Acid <3, (new) Skinny Puppy, Mindless Self Indulgance <3, Chiptunes, KMFDM

The six things I could never do without

1) My computers (and internet connection) I feel very disconnected without them...

2) Money (though I rarely have it, it can get all that I need to buy happiness)

3) My Cars ('Cause bumming rides sucks alot.)

4) Sex type stuff. (There's a pretty good chance I'm an addict)

5) A Comfortable Place to Live (Comfort is in the eye of the beholder, mind you. I just don't feel comfortable most places.)

6) Electricity (It makes the better part of my life work)

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Really, tons of random things. Most are actually quite deep.

...and as the super-cool guy Son-of-Santa says,"Oh, and because I have a penis... I think about sex a hell of a lot. It's like background noise." I think that explains that rather well.

On a typical Friday night I am

Usually in, and usually at my computer, and sometimes drinking. I'm not keen on crowds, but once in a while I like to goto a club] (mainly for the music), or a bar just to get out.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I hate people who put nothing but something along the lines of "Ask me! lol!" in this box. You /were/ asked. That's what this box is for, the responce to that question.

You should message me if

You know that 'you' is spelt as such and not "u", have some hint of intellect, unlike all the sheep I see roaming around all the time. You dig geeky guys, and if you actually still find me interesting enough to talk to after reading all this.