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LanaBarnaby

36 F Rockville, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I laugh a lot, swear more, and my voice goes up a few octaves when I get excited. I like good ghost stories, crappy-til-they-are-somehow-good movies, cloudy days, and sleeping when it's raining. I would like to meet a guy who appreciates that, understands that Bubo the Owl was integral to "Clash of the Titans", and why saying "I get to push the pram a lot" can quickly improve one's day.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying not to break things I cannot pay for, appreciating my life as it is in the moment, and randomly cracking up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting energy into what I want, and appreciating pork products.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I talk with my hands.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Different Seasons
The Ethical Slut
The Lion in Winter
The HogFather
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Conor McPherson plays
Murder mysteries
I can and do enjoy most types of music, except for punk polka. Can't support that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People I like
Access to information
Productivity
Laughter
Opportunity
Hidden places
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How awesome it is when human beings actually see and appreciate each other.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wearing underwear, at some point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do not like receiving plants as gifts. It is kind of like someone saying to you, "Hi there, I want to give you the gift of additional responsibility. You look a little too carefree."
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 34–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You will do so with fully and correctly spelled words, rationally ordered in a sentence that conveys a quality that favorably catches my attention.
You read that whole sentence, and got a bit excited. You can tell me where you got excited only if we get to know each other better.