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LanaBarnaby

38 Rockville, MD Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 34–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:41am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like smart, geeky men. This does not mean, however, that I want to only talk about fancy-pants books or documentary movies.

Here is a sampling of the conversations that move me: bad action movies, the fun of going to Ikea, why it's awesome when the piano player at your restaurant can go from Franz Ferdinand's "Take Me Out" to "I Wanna Be Like You" from the Jungle Book movie, the nooks and crannies of all relationships, sex, and our ideas about them, and why a restaurant themed around global variations of nachos would be wonderful, but is probably entirely too much to hope for in our lifetimes.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Being grateful and owning it as it is in the moment, without waiting for it to magically improve or for me to finally make a go of being telekinetic. Or become a part-time werewolf. Fuck my face, I would love being a part-time werewolf.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Awkwardly accurate analogies.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that much of what I say is consistently inappropriate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Different Seasons
The Ethical Slut
The Lion in Winter
The HogFather
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Bad Milo!
Clash of the Titans (the original)
The Big Lebowski
Conor McPherson plays
Murder mysteries
Orange juice
I can and do enjoy most types of music, except for punk polka. Can't support that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People I like
Access to information
Productivity
Laughter
Opportunity
Physical intimacy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I can work cutting up an avocado into my day. I lurve cutting up avocados. I hope I spelled "avocados" correctly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wearing underwear, at some point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have an abundant capacity for giving and receiving affection, love, and sex. Sometimes I wonder if I'm ever going to fill it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like laughing so hard that you snort.
You understand that if you write me with only a generic greeting, I am unlikely to respond, or to think of you naked in the way you might like me to.