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LanaBarnaby

37 Rockville, MD Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 34–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I laugh a lot, swear more, and my voice goes up a few octaves when I get excited. I like good ghost stories, crappy-til-they-are-somehow-good movies, a good medieval-themed dinner, and sleeping when it's raining. Smart men who are offbeat and okay with that do it for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Owning it as it is in the moment, without waiting for it to magically improve or for me to finally make a go of being telekinetic. Or get taller. Damn it, that is never going to happen, is it?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making up for what I lack in skill with enthusiasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that much of what I say is consistently inappropriate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Different Seasons
The Ethical Slut
The Lion in Winter
The HogFather
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Bad Milo!
Conor McPherson plays
Murder mysteries
I can and do enjoy most types of music, except for punk polka. Can't support that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People I like
Access to information
Productivity
Laughter
Opportunity
Physical intimacy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why winter makes me so happy that I want to take a nap and simultaneously break into a dance.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wearing underwear, at some point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Often when I say "America" for any reason, I want to follow it with "Fuck yeah!". Actually, I do exactly that, under my breath.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are willing to and want to express your feelings to the people you are dating, even when it is not comfortable to do so.
You like laughing so hard that you snort.
You like words. You enjoy using them, playing with them, and spelling them correctly.
You understand why the smell of a lover's skin can be the best scent in the world.