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LanaBarnaby

37 Rockville, MD Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 34–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Bad movies make me feel good. Bacon and being a reasonable human inspire similar feelings in my sparkly little heart. I often make up short, poorly composed poems and songs about whatever strikes my fancy.

I recently shaved my head, and am rather happy about it. As a cis-gender woman, the experience of considering my femininity and feelings about how other people see me has been interesting. As has the discovery that the tops of my ears appear slightly pointy. A small part of me is pretending that this means that I have fey blood, and clapping excitedly about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Owning it as it is in the moment, without waiting for it to magically improve or for me to finally make a go of being telekinetic. Or get taller. Damn it, that is never going to happen, is it?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making up for what I lack in skill with enthusiasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is that much of what I say is consistently inappropriate.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Different Seasons
The Ethical Slut
The Lion in Winter
The HogFather
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Bad Milo!
Clash of the Titans (the original)
The Big Lebowski
Conor McPherson plays
Murder mysteries
Orange juice
I can and do enjoy most types of music, except for punk polka. Can't support that.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
People I like
Access to information
Productivity
Laughter
Opportunity
Physical intimacy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Since disgruntled means "angry or dissatisfied", does gruntled mean "happy or content"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wearing underwear, at some point.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Often when I say "America" for any reason, I want to follow it with "Fuck yeah!". Actually, I do exactly that, under my breath.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like laughing so hard that you snort.
You enjoy a good werewolf transformation scene.
You say something to yourself in a funny voice at least 3 times a week.