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Lancelot_Link

33 / M / straight / Single

Austin, Texas

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 8" (1.72m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio and it’s fun to think about
Education
Job
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs
Languages
English

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I am bad, nationwide, and awesome.

My Self-Summary

I open bananas from the bottom, because that's how chimpanzees do it.

What I’m doing with my life

Working on creating more things.

I’m really good at

I have a kickass music collection.

Elvis' karate moves.

The Eddie Vedder part of "Hunger Strike".

Polishing shoes.

Being the Best Man.

The first things people usually notice about me

If I had a nickel for every time someone remarked, "Now, tell us how you really feel," then I would be a thousandaire.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Cool Hand Luke
George C. Scott in Dr. Strangelove
Stax Records
Sunflower seed butter
The Nightingale's Song by Robert Timberg
Neil Young, Steve Earle, The Replacements, Spoon and a million others.

The six things I could never do without

My vinyl copy of Exile on Main Street
Photoshopping for evil
Striped socks
This American Life
Dr. Dean Edell
The picture of Andy Warhol and Divine that sits on a bookshelf (or maybe my terra cotta soldier).

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Why no one else eats kiwifruit skin.

On a typical Friday night I am

Reading and answering my fan mail while contemplating my theme music.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have an unhealthy fascination with all things Richard Nixon. I am not a Republican (or worse).

You should message me if

You want a bobblehead!