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31 M Saint Louis, MO

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:37am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I can cook.
BOOM! Profile complete.

I'm a generally normal and laid back person, with a huge nerd hiding underneath. I get super excited about computers and new technology. I also grew up on a farm. I like camping, fishing, hiking and bonfires. I like dancing *sometimes*, going out with friends to dive bars, going to shows, watching girly movies and trying not to cry.......I mean......what did you say? I'm pretty easy going and find most things funny.
I have tattoos.
I write short stories.
I don't like wearing shorts because I think they make my legs look funny.
I have an actual record player and a formidable collection of vinyl.
I'd rather buy the DVD than rent it (but Netflix has fixed this problem).
I have a soft-spot for terriers.
Dr. Pepper > Mr. Pibb.

I am sharp, witty, AWESOME and totally humble.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Managing the IT department of a world-wide marketing firm.
Performing improv when I can, reading as many books as I possibly can, brewing my own beer (and now whiskey!), rebuilding a 1953 Chevy pickup.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ruining your favorite song by coming up with alternative (and usually dirty) lyrics and singing them to you.
Laughing at things I probably shouldn't be laughing at.
Blowing smoke rings.
Getting all the groceries from the car to inside in 1 trip.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't really know. No one has ever come up to me and said, "I'm a total stranger but I just noticed something about you!"
Maybe my face? I'm up HERE ladies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Skip this section if you don't like reading.
This is a big, long-ass list. I have fairly wide-ranging (fairly wide-ranging = AWESOME) tastes .

Led Zepplin, Queen, AC/DC, Styxx, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Moldy Peaches, Johnny Cash, The Clash, The Sex Pistols, The Kinks, The Ramones, Goldfinger, Sinatra, Richard Cheese, Death Cab For Cutie, Velvet Underground, Postal Service, Rage Against The Machine, Audioslave, The Darkness, Journey, The Living Things, CCR, Flogging Molly, The Police, Beach Boys, Strokes, Tenacious D, Weezer, The Urge, Beastie Boys, Beck, The Dead Milkmen, 311, Kansas, They Might Be Giants, Joe Walsh, Jamiroquai, Arcade Fire, Cake, Imogene Heap, T-Rex, The Decemberists, White Stripes, Phoenix, The Killers, The Fratellis, The Smiths, Billy Joel, The Cars, Spoon, Ratatat, RJD2, The Tallest Man On Earth, The Avett Brothers, Florence + The Machine, MGMT, The Black Keys, M83, Chris Thile, Modest Mouse, OK Go, The Walkmen, Flight of The Conchords, Muse, Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros, Noah Gundersen, Cold War Kids, Grizzly Bear, Bon Iver, First Aid Kit, Girl Talk, The XX, Grouplove, AWOLNATION, Trampled By Turtles, Old Crow Medicine Show, Punch Brothers, Metric, Mumford and Sons, M83, Delta Spirit, Band of Horses, Radical Face

Star Wars (the original Trilogy), Monty Python (everything), Wes Anderson (everything), Quentin Tarentino (everthing), Scorsese (anything), good comedies, Vampire (vampires explode and burn in the sun. They DON'T sparkle) or Werewolf movies, Pulp Fiction, Boondock Saints, Snatch, Lock Stock Two Smoking Barells, Cowboy Bebop, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Berserk, Spinal Tap, 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, Old School, Fight Club, S7ven, Pool Hall Junkies, Donnie Darko, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Clerks, Mallrats, Dr. Strangelove, Garden State, Equalibrium, Enternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hackers, Super Troopers, Princess Bride, Predator, Predator 2, Alien VS. Predator (not because it was that good but because Predator friggin rocks!), Sneakers, Little Miss Sunshine, Pan's Labyrinth, Greenstreet Hooligans, Primer, Run Lola Run, Let The Right One In, Dark Knight, Iron Man, The Prestige,

1984, Animal Farm, Anything Poe, The Hatchet, Child of God, Confederacy of Dunces, Lord of The Rings, Dracula, The Great Gatsby, The Oath, Moby Dick, Harry Potter, Fight Club, Artemis Fowl, Hitchhikers Guide, Catcher in the Rye, Eregon, Wicked, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, Salems Lot, Berserk, Series of Unfortunate Events, Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrel, To Kill a Mockingbird, Vampire Hunter D novels, Lullaby, Diary, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Sex Drugs and Coco Puffs, Everything's Eventual, H.P. Lovecraft, Neverwhere, The Name of The Wind, American Gods, Blood Meridian, The Phantom Tollbooth, The Shadow of The Wind, Game Of Thrones (Song of Ice and Fire), Dresden Files,

Television: Scrubs, Dexter, Robot Chicken,Metalocalypse, Cowboy Bebop, ATHF, Squidbillies, Boondocks, Dirty Jobs, SHARK WEEK! Breaking Bad, Justified, Sons of Anarchy, It's Always Sunny, The Walking Dead, Black Books, IT Crowd, Firefly

Mexican, Sushi, Greek, Italian, Thai, Chinese, Indian.....
I mean really, there isn't much of anything I don't like. Except for Vietnamese. I had a bad experience once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Teh interwebs
Open spaces
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I would survive the zombie apocalypse, cuz you know it's only a matter of time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home recharging or going out with friends, depending on how the week went.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have 3 sisters. When I was little, the 2 older ones tricked me into eating tree sap by telling me it was honey. It wasn't.
Also, I listen to Ke$ha at full volume when I've had too much to drink.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can tell me the funniest thing that happened to you this week
You know the difference between your, you're, there, their, they're, to, two and too
If you know that that "that" that that guy used is grammatically correct.
But mainly if you're a laid back, hilarious, nerdy, inappropriate, intelligent, lady-like, foul-mouthed, ambitious, tattooed, successful woman.
Easy, right?