To me, the economy of words is important to me.

Just livin' life!!!!!

Fillin' this fucker out, dating chicks, dad humor

The way I blend into my surroundings. So are we going out on a date or what.

I avoid books like The Plague, by Albert Camus. I don't know, Borges is cool. Kafka, real smart stuff.

My favorite movie is Three Amigos. Man, girls are never interested in the Three Amigos. What am I doing here.

I listen to a lot of trap music (Gucci Mane/Juicy J), and this really prolific band from the 60s called "Nuggets." I play drums in a psych/drone band with Krautrock influences. Not sure what that means.

I'm really into comedy and I do stand up, but I'm not proud of that or anything. It's like telling someone you're trying to be a magician or a puppeteer. I also write and make videos.

I'm a total foodie. Porridge, gruel, chowder, ants on a log, you name it.

Six Flags Magic Mountain
60 Minutes
666 the number of the beast
69s
Six Flags Over Texas
Six figure salary
I hate myself

What other people are thinking about
How to be "on" all the time (I'm usually off)
The absurdity of it all etc
Butts

All like TGIF

I like to ride my bike somewhere and then ride it back late at night on the empty streets. You can find me any night of the week at a comedy club/bar, a non-comedy bar, a music show, a restaurant, a house party, someone's house, or my own house.

I am from Los Angeles

You know what? Just let me message you first. Oh wait, I might not know you exist. Ok go ahead and message me I guess.