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LandoHungus

33 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Esperanto (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have the heart of an engineer and the temperament of an artiest. I moved to San Francisco to complete my undergrad at SFSU and stayed for the weather. Originally from the San Joaquin valley, I love the light, air and noise of the city. Never one to be easily categorized, I have my own tastes and love to share them with others. Im excited about meeting new people and making friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Ive recently been working as a glass blower at a small school in Berkeley, but I'd really like to be making a living as a freelance holistic detective.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ive been told I'm quite good in the kitchen, but can only get excited about cooking for other people. I'm also a welcome addition to any pub quiz.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm shy around new people, but if you give me a chance your patience will be rewarded.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Junkie by William Burroughs
Gravity's Rainbow by Thomas Pynchon
Crash by J. G. Ballard
Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said by Philip K. Dick
Anything with an unreliable narrator

The Big Lebowski
Dead Man
Apocalypse Now
Once Upon a Time in the West

The Daily Show
The Venture Bros.
Archer
Dirk Gently
Doctor Who

Indian, Japanese, Sushi, Chinese, Dim-sum, French, Italian, English, Hawaiian, almost anything really.

I dont know much about music, but i seem to like mostly post 50's rock and its derivatives.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Breakfast
2) A safety razor
3) Meaningful relationships
4) Compelling work
5) The internet.
6) San Francisco
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
making glass and craft related activities.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Mostly I find myself with a movie or a Tivo full of last weeks tv.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Any of this makes sense to you and your interested in learning more.