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44 Baltimore, MD Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 2″ (1.88m)
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Graduated from two-year college
Science / Engineering
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Has kids

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My self-summary
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I just moved back to Baltimore after living all over the south for the last 20 years or so. It's really cold up here and you have no music scene. I don.t particularly like it here but It's where I grew up so I figured I'd come back for a while to hang out with family and old friends. I definitely don't plan on staying here forever, there are way better places to live. Atlanta for one. But the right woman could convince me otherwise. Unless I could convince her to move to Atlanta. I have a house in South Carolina but I don't like South Carolina anymore so I just left it for a while. I'll keep it as an escape from the city. It;s at least good for that. Things I do like about Baltimore, Cheese steaks, crab cakes, Gyros, Utz potato chips plain, Lexington Market, O's and Ravens. Believe it or not you can't really get any of these things anywhere else. I can make cheese steaks and crab cakes but the rest I had to come home for. What I'm looking for, Someone who is sweet, kind, funny, a little bit weird and enjoys live music. Must Enjoy Live Music. I go to a lot of camp out music festivals and regional burns during the warmer months so you should probably enjoy camping as well or be ok with me going without you. That's all for now but if you have any questions feel free to ask away. Have a great day and I look forward to hearing from you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Flying through life blindly seeking new weird shit to get into.
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm pretty funny looking!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Still Life With Woodpecker, Tom Robbins
Female Trouble, John Waters
Trailer Park Boys

Consider a certain night in August. Princess Leigh-Cheri was gazing out of her attic window. . . "Does the moon have a purpose?" she inquired of prince Charming [her pet frog].
Prince Charming pretended that she had asked a silly question. Perhaps she had. The same query put to the Remington SL3 elicited this response:
Albert Camus wrote that the only serious question is whether to kill yourself or not.
Tom Robbins wrote that the only serious question is whether time has a beginning and an end.
Camus clearly got up on the wrong side of bed, and Robbins must have forgotten to set the alarm.
There is only one serious question. And that is:
Who knows how to make love stay?
Answer me that and I will tell you whether or not to kill yourself.
Answer me that and I will ease your mind about the beginning and the end of time.
Answer me that and I will reveal to you the purpose of the moon.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The world’s showing signs of waking up from its linear trance, its dangerously restrictive sense of itself as a historic vehicle chuffing down a one-way street toward some preordained apocalyptic goal.
"The more advertising I see, the less I want to buy."
He was in a drug-induced neurologically based state of blissful benevolence, a state in which ego softened, fear dissolved and trust expanded.
"All pets eventually become anthropomorphically neurotic."
"The unadorned truth is, adolescent girls are horny as jackrabbits. It's not their fault, nature designed it that way. For the protection of the species. And there's nothing politics or religion can do to alter that physical reality, short of drugging the girls with medical depressants, or siphoning off their hormones with rubber tubes. Because modern society is by nature unnatural, we're in a state of absolute denial over it. Absolute denial. That our daughters, granddaughters, nieces and little sisters might be highly charged sexual dynamos makes us so uncomfortable, so queasy, that we, men and women both, have to lie to ourselves and pretend it doesn't exist."
"Women love these fierce invalids home from hot climates."
"From the peeling wastes east of Al-Zarqa, there cam a faint but persistant cry, a cray to dam the flood tides of semen, to leash the sperm packs running wild in the sheets, to zonk the zygotic zillions and mitigate the multitudinous milt, to garrote the gullible glorification of gamete, forsake the foolish fidelity to fecundity, and wrest free from a woman's shoulders the boa of spermatozoa that the Church had draped there like a weighty shawl and that pulled her ever downward into sickness and servitude, while at her skirts her too-many children went hungry, went bad, or just went."
"It's hard to say who's a greater threat to the world, an ambitious CEO with a big ad budget or a crafty cleric with an obsolete Bible verse."
"I've sucked way too much cement for this year. Bad juju rising off them city sidewalks. I need to babble with a brook or two, inhale starlight, make friends with some trees."
"My faith is whatever makes me feel good about being alive. If your religion doesn't make you feel good to be alive, what the hell is the point of it?"
"Solace? That's why God made fermented beverages and the blues."
"People of zee wurld, RELAX!"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hopefully doing absolutely nothing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm a lesbian!
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You'd like to meet someone a little different than what you're used to.