Hello online dating enthusiasts. I'm currently employed as a software developer but trying to break out on my own and start my own business. I'm career-oriented but also have alot of interests. For athletic pursuits, I enjoy running, surfing, and Brazilian jiu jitsu. I have also been in a band for a several years now.
I know the right girl is out there for me and someday I will meet her... until then, I'll message a bunch of strangers online.
I am honest but willing to lie that I met somebody off of a dating site..........
...until we're cast on the OKCupid commercial!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a musician temporarily employed as a software engineer. Looking
to start a business or "make it" with my band!
I’m really good at
, vocals, freestyling, telling jokes, impersonations of
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
, and nerdy stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
My deep baritone Barry White voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: One flew over the cukoo's nest, Siddhartha, East of Eden,
Dharma Bums, Meditations, Art of War, The Alchemist, Wherever You
Go There You Are, The Power of Now, A New Earth, The Godfather,
Millionaire Next Door, Think and Grow Rich, How to Succeed in
Online Dating in 30 Days
Music: Bob Dylan, Beatles, Rage against the Machine, Band of
Horses, Washed Out, Adventure Club, Nero, New Order, Joy Division,
Leonard Cohen, Guns N' Roses, 80's synth pop, Nirvana, Ramones,
Tupac, Wu-Tang, Deltron 3030, Psychedelic Furs, The Cure, Distant
Ground, The See Organization, etc. etc. etc.
Food: Everything, but special shout out to Philly cheesesteaks and
NYC pizza (in other words, stuff I can't get in LA).
Moves: TOP GUN
The six things I could never do without
Family, friends, music, the promise of tomorrow, my willingness to
learn, and my dog-eared copy of The Game by Neil Strauss.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Living in the moment and being in control of my life (financially
On a typical Friday night I am
Messaging girls on OKCupid while sitting in my room in my jammies with a cup of hot cocoa.
Just kidding, probably hanging out with friends or Netflixing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hired a team of specialists at $55/hour to compose this OKCupid
profile to maximise my chances of success.
You should message me if
Girls message guys!?
Note: pics of me flexing shirtless in front of a bathroom mirror
are available upon request.