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Language_Guy

42 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), French (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I have redone my profile, in case you have read it before.

I have a long and strange personal history. I look forward to mesmerizing you with stories from my past.

I want to meet an amazing, beautiful, radiant, strong, charismatic, intelligent, worldly, and horny woman with strong opinions and enough passion to bring down the house -- and I want to have a lot of fun.
What I’m doing with my life
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My life is in flux right now.

I am currently building my eBay and Amazon businesses (which started as side efforts) to where they will cover all of my basic monthly needs. Once this is set up, I will be focusing on my music business consulting company that I incorporated last fall, but which I have not officially begun doing business as. I will also be applying to grad school in New York for linguistics and Chinese languages.

The way I earn my income at this exact moment in time is a work in progress. I will seem very scattered at times as I work to build everything that I envision. On top of this, I will be studying multiple foreign languages (see below), which might make you wonder if I am schizophrenic.

YOU MUST BE COOL WITH THIS.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing.
Music business stuff.
Studying Chinese languages.
Speedreading.
World travel.
Deep thinking.
Intense conversations.
Sexy stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have very small eyes, big teeth and a lot of chest hair.

I suppose I have a nice smile, thanks to 7 years of braces when I was a kid.

I can charm the pants off of you, if you're not careful.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
These days, I mostly read books on linguistics, and about the history of jazz and pop music and the recording industry.

My favorite novel is Jack London's Martin Eden.

I think that Alan Moore's writing in book 4 of Watchmen is the most beautiful use of the English language I have ever encountered. Every time I reread it, it literally makes me cry.

I am very passionate about vintage kung fu movies, and have a huge DVD collection as well as many books on the genre.

I am a sucker for romantic comedies (mostly because my own love life is so utterly pathetic); and I have a soft spot in my heart for Disney / Pixar animated films as well as Harry Potter movies -- especially if they are overdubbed into another language. Frozen in Cantonese is amazing.

Not surprisingly given my love of all things Chinese, one of my favorite types of cuisine is Cantonese food. I also like Thai food, and am always in search of a burger deluxe that will change my view of the world.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cats.
My languages.
My friends.
My family.
Deeply green vegetables.
Faith in myself and my life direction.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How far I have come, and how far I want to go.

Sex.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I am a very independent guy, but it would be nice to share my Friday nights with a cute lady who would also want to share her Friday nights with me.

I don't drink much, but will be cool with you drinking socially as long as you are equally cool with me most likely not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I am alone, I think about _________.

I guess you'll just have to get to know me to find out...
You should message me if
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You think I am interesting and cute, and you want a fun, physical experience that might turn into a lasting romantic relationship and possibly even marriage and a family down the line.

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