High, My name's Alan.
I am human. I am flawed. I love women. I love sex. I am honest. I sometimes talk too much. I sometimes don't say enough. My mind wanders all the time. I'm a thinker which makes me kinda weird and sometimes awkward. I am simple. I'm a poet. Im a comedian. Im a philosopher. I like hot showers. Green is my favorite colour. Ironically I'm a stoner. I have an old soul. Stay true to the heart. I am a realist. I am indecisive.
I am an animal.

Peace; Love; Dope! ¦]

Currently taking one day at a time, working the graveyard shift at Home Depot while trying to figure out who I am as a man, person, and human being.

Making people laugh or at least I trying to make them laugh. If I don't succeed I'm still satisfied by making myself laugh. Reducing the world to its core.

I honestly wouldn't know, have yet to trouble those with that question. Why don't you asnwer this so that I may know what you found interesting.

Pulp Fiction, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Blow, Many more movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Regular show, pokemon, FLCL, Trigun, Davinci's Demons, Vikings, Attack on titan, plenty more tv shows, as for music rock, alternative, rock en español, classics, Trance, Hardstyle, House, UK Dubstep, reggae, tech House, Tech trance, rap, hip-hop, R&B, oldies, Funk, reggeatone, cumbias, rancheras, corridos, just the few genres I enjoy. But to name a few artists. Jim Morrison and The Doors, Bob Dylan, Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, Queen, The XX, Coldplay, Red Hott Chilly Peppers, Johnny Cash, John Lennon, Nirvana, Led Zepplelin, Enanitos Verdes, Juanes, Mana, Pepe Aguilar, Pedro Infante, Vicente Fernandez, Ramon Ayala, Los Cadetes De Linares, Armin Van Buuren, Andrew Rayel, Markus Schulz, Ummet Ozcan, Orjan Nilson, Mala, Coki, DMZ, Kode9, Dr. Dre, Snoop Lion/Dogg, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Tupac Amaru Shakur, Bob Marley, Cypress Hill, Kanye West, Immortal Technique, KhoMah, Ryan Leslie, Arty, Ginuwine, Eminem, Tyler the Creator, A Tribe called Quest, Mos Def, Rage Against the Machine, Linkin Park, Kid Cudi, Outkast, Gap Band, Zapp & Roger, Robin Thicke, The Eagles, Tech N9ne. Etc..........

Sarcasm; Tumblr; Sense; Basic human needs; The Moon; Trance.

The space time continuum, life itself, the theory of biocentrism, sleep. Realistically, I think about what's going to happen if I choose this path? On this journey trying to navigate my way around the world blindfolded, guided by thought. This is about finding what it means to be truly happy and be able to share that same happiness. Isn't that what we all want, is just to be happy. I think a lot about how the world is and how I alone can fix this disfigured ecosystem we Live by. I think about honesty and how many people become hypocrites and get mad or sad when the truth hits their ears. Way I see it. Would you rather have me lie or be honest with you? I also find that its funny how many people turn the cheek in the presence of logic and reason. Mind if I preach to you the word of a nonbeliever? I promise to convert you using nonviolent methods unlike our ancestors. This and so much more runs through this mind I call home.

Working 99% of the time. Weekends off so it evens out. Im usually just doing what I can to be happy.

I have no idea what I'm doing or how to do it, I've winged nearly everything I've said, I have no game, I'm no player, I'm just me, wierd, because who wants to be normal? Honest, because nobody likes to be lied to, even though we do it anyways. Blunt, because that's how I roll. In the end we're just another page in each other's books, so we can write this novel or we can end this senten...I can't grow facial hair fast enough to save my life.

You just want to take a shot at being happier than when you started.
If chickenpotpie are your three favorites.
If you're bored; it would be nice to actually have a decent conversation with someone other than myself.