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LanoLinden

26 F Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:25am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
It is impossible to sum yourself up in an online profile. Just sayin. Let's keep it simple:

Sub seeking experienced Dom.

Poor communication is probably my biggest turn off.

If you're: married/taken/homophobic/conservative then do yourself a favor- turn around, walk away slowly.

Good times, good vibes, good music, good friends, amazing adventures, amazing encounters, little moments, big moments, and lots and lots of laughter.
What I’m doing with my life
Fully productive member of society as a call center slave. I work to pay my bills so I can accomplish as many adventures as possible during my time off.

I am learning, loving, and growing with every experience that I encounter. I crave spiritual knowledge and the opportunity to expand my outlook on the universe. I feel that everything is WAY to big to be put into a narrow minded box with rules that a person can pick and choose from. Karma is a bitch, though.

Investigating paranormal occurrences.
(I'm kidding, but that would be SWEET.)

But seriously, I am legally registered with the government as a Jedi... Fact.
I’m really good at
Quoting movies, communication, drinkin a beer, working, sex, laughing as much as possible and making others laugh in return, smoking a bowl.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tits and my red hair. If not then the bright array of colors I am usually clad in tend to catch people's third eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Cinema is rooted deeply in my soul. I could watch anything from Singin In The Rain all the way to The Devils Rejects. I love the Horror genre. Huge Star Wars nerd. I could go on and on, I'm always open for a cinematic discussion.

Some days I can't listen to anything but the The Doors, The Beatles and Americana music. Other days ill jam vintage 90's bands, or maybe early 2000's pop punk classics, then straight to some Sublime and Modest Mouse two songs later. A good concert is good for the soul. I know people talk a lot of shit but i would rave all day if I could, even though i don't really listen to that kind of music.

I can always enjoy a kick ass mosh pit as well. Moshing until you're battered and bruised, when your throat is scorched from singing every line to every song. Perfection. Seeing and discovering new bands is one of the most intimate things about music.

Music festivals alllllways. I would love to travel for a year and do nothing but go to music festivals.

Food? Nothing spicy.

TV? Meh, can be good but when you don't have cable for 5 years you tend to stop giving a shit.
The six things I could never do without
Good tunes
Movies
Friends
Sense of humor
Mr. Meows
Mary Jane
I spend a lot of time thinking about
'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves' . . . 'Here's Tom with the weather.”

-Bill Hicks
On a typical Friday night I am
..doing the same thing I do every Friday night... Try and take over the world!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well... hard limits should always be discussed beforehand.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You actually took the time to read all that crap.

-Your mind is open like this huge crazy universe we live in.

-You wanna smoke a bowl over some good music/good conversation. Or you want to take me out somewhere new for good beer/new music/good conversation.

**please be of legal drinking age. you young padawans are adorable, but I'm not interested.

-You can make plans and keep plans

-No threesome/group invitations (not interested)

-NO BABY MAMA DRAMA! Can not stress that, and this next one the most...

-if you're on here cruising behind your girls back, keeeep oooon cruuuuisin.
***edit: while I genuinely respect open/poly relationships, I choose not to be a part of them. no need to contact me if you've already found your other half.

Lastly, you should message me if you're a beautiful Irish or Englishman. While this isn't a requirement, certainly doesn't hurt ;)