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Laphin

32 M Jacksonville, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jun 23
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Man, don't you just hate those needy bitches who just want money..?? You guys need to learn how to get a damn job!! Then when you are happy with yourself, MAYBE LOOK FOR A GUY!

If you want to be depenedant, GO BUY SOME DIAPERS!

LOVE TAKES TIME!..... yeah it's okay to blow off some steam every once and awhile, but DAAAAAAAMN! Be responsible.
I mean shit, I have a high sex drive too, but I have it all under control man.

I ride a motorcycle (check my pics).
Isn't that f'in AWESOME?? I love it..

OPEN MINDED!!.. That's the way to be..

If you have a hard time communicating, you should learn. Okay? So stop bein a biatch and talk to me.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a professional mascot and costumed character performer on top of being a Voice Over Talent. I've performed for some major clients in Orlando as well as theme parks. I love making children, as well as adults happy! ... Making people happy, that's what I do!! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT!? :}

*Entertainment All The Way!!*
I’m really good at
Listening to people... and...

VIDEO GAMES!!! W00T!
PS4, and PC. Love all kinds of games, but mainly ones with a great story to tell.
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't really know what people notice about me first thing... when you notice it.. tell me, so I'll know!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite show is DEXTER hands down (Well, until that TERRIBLE FINALE!). Favorite MOVIES are the Friday The 13th movies, Evil Dead series, Nightmare on Elm Streets (I LOVE HORROR) I like all kinds of music in multiple genres, don't care for techno too much.

I love movies that engage the viewer psychologically, are very in-depth and tell a great story! I even enjoy some good romantic comedies from time to time! ESPECIALLY when Jennifer Aniston is in it! I love her!
The six things I could never do without
How about this?? How about we cut this stupid listing thing and just talk like normal people?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How girls go pee (my favorite)... you know, normal stuff the average guy thinks about. Girl buttholes mostly... I love butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Possibly chillin with friends.. possibly working on voice work.. who knows :3
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
No beating around the bush, because this is obviously a place where sexual things are meant to go! I have a big dick. No joke. It's pretty fantastic for giving you that 'filling' sensation if you're into that (I don't know any girl that wouldn't be). Also,
I like butts.. I love butts. Butts are my fetish.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to talk to someone that isn't a weirdo on the internets!
Wait... maybe I AM a weirdo on the internet.. Damn!
I guess you just won't know until you message me!