I enjoy classifying my personality through symbols. I enjoy talking about my feelings through metaphors. My spirit animal is the rabbit, my spirit pokemon is Absol.
I'm a swear bear, unfortunately this makes me seem less linguistically skilled but fuck it. People tell me I have an interesting way of using language, and I like that.
Things I Hate: (because I think agreeing on hating things is almost as important as agreeing on liking things):
Youtube comments on animal videos.
Crowds of strangers.
How weird the word "successfully" is.
The fact that every single person and institution basically has no idea what's going on and is essentially just "winging it".
Not being extraordinary.
How being myself is just generally not conducive to societal success.
People trying to be normal.
Conformity. I WILL NEVER SELL OUT!
Also I hate generalized small talk, specifically being asked "how are you" by strangers. If I had a nickle for every time some woefully unimaginative and shallow guy messaged me "Hey how u doin" I'd have about tree fiddy.
If I had tree fiddy for every time someone has just typed a line relating to the aforementioned South Park reference as a pick-up, I might have about $38.50.
If I had $38.50 for every time someone has messaged me with a South Park "tree fiddy" joke since I added the above to my profile, I'd have $0. Isn't reading amazing?