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Lara1345

29 F London, UK

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 25–34
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:15am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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- Devout pundamentalist.
- Based on the amount of water I waste ensuring the shower is the right temperature before I get in, it's very likely I'm going to hell.
- When times are tough, I comfort myself with the knowledge that I'm just a spoon and a jar of Nutella away from happiness.
- Drunk texts = sober thoughts.
- The hope that one day we'll get our act together and turn Jurassic Park into reality gets me out of bed in the morning.
- http://p-h-a-n-e-r-o-n.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
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Wading through my masters degree + work + laughing + talking + hiccuping + leaping + gurgling + masticating + discombobulating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Guessing the end of movies. I predicted the end of The Village after, like, 30 minutes.
- Not knowing when to stop hugging someone. I'm always afraid that if I let go too soon I'll seem reptilian and cold, so I usually keep going until it gets weird.
- Meeting pets. If you have a pet and I haven't met him/her/them yet then it's only a matter of time.
- Deactivating Facebook due to confusing, alternating feelings of narcissism, self-loathing and something bordering on misanthropy only to reactivate it again several days later.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Tentacles. Tentacles. Everywhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Short History of Nearly Everything, Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs, Vonnegut, Wuthering Heights, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, In Watermelon Sugar etc.

Mes films: 12 Monkeys, Forbidden Planet, Werner Herzog, Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Before Midnight, Žižek, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Waking Life, Withnail, De ofrivilliga, Woody Allen (although starting to feel a bit weird about this tbh), The Room, The Elephant Man, The Thin Blue Line, Solaris (1972), Dr Strangelove, Blue Velvet and (OBVIOUSLY) JURASSIC PARK, THE MATRIX & THE LION KING.

Tele: Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Flight of the Conchords, Brass Eye, Cosmos, Summer Heights High, Art Attack.

Tunes: Magnetic Fields, Talking Heads, Bowie, The Zombies, The Stone Roses, Mazzy Star, Cocteau Twins, The Jesus & Mary Chain, Modern Lovers, Jonathan Richman, Pulp, Björk, Nick Cave, PJ Harvey, The Tallest Man on Earth, The National, Elvis Costello, Tom Waits and (OBVIOUSLY) IGNITION REMIX BY R.KELLY.

HEY BOY!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzVi_acjD-s
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
All you need is love. Hahahahah, KIDDING.

- Internet
- All the animals
- Awkwardness
- Books with secret compartments
- David Attenborough
- ICELAND (the country. I'm referring to the country.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"If you could trace the oxygen atom you just breathed in a moment ago, you'd find it somewhere on early Earth. Before that, it was going about the nebula from whence our solar system formed. Before that, it had just exploded from a super-giant star that went supernova... and before that, it had just been created by fusion inside the core of that star.

We are star-stuff, which has taken its destiny into its own hands." - Carl Sagan.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have this huge poster of Jonathan Richman staring down at me really intensely in my room and I feel really strange being naked in front of it.
You should message me if
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You are nice and a non-murderer.

Honestly, if you've made it to this point and you're not completely repulsed/scared/weirded out then you MAY AS WELL.