extra terrestrial fembot princess...royal reptilian succubus

yo: i'm seeing someone
i check this for like,.... making-fun-of-people purposes
but i kinda want a girltoy

My Weave Is As Bright as mY Future

$$fashion school drop out$$$

i read alot of books i eat alot of food i dont have any money and i work at a restaurant

nothing
crying
making fun of boys
flirting with girls
not 'respondin
talking about myself
running away from my credit card bill
crashing my car

it depends on which larny-personalitea
u r referring 2
i am lirly 4 dif people pls say helo to my wig collection aka the apocalypse

overall sarcastic sweetheart or maybe just sarcastic

welcome 2 my blog

lastfm

"hey wat kinda bands do u listen 2 lol i luv everything xcept country"
music overall-- electric wizard, sonic youth, fall of efrafa, at the gates, death, bastard noise, G.I.S.M., burning witch, swans, siege, godflesh, jesu, dystopia, infest, cult ritual, kylesa, eyehategod, sleep, iron lung, any powerviolence, jap noise, crust, d beat d beat d beat, death metal, some black metal, hardcore for hardcore, lotta 90s indie nerd shit, lately been listening to a lot of moviescores because it makes me think my life has meaning for like five minutes

i'm an english major, but at county college (i got brains but i'm a fuckup)

i love every great mafia movie ever made and can recite most lines by heart

i eat everything or nothing

de niro, honey mustard, mayonaise, cheese, girls n boys, parties, also porn, also vodka also friends

amphibians reptiles tadpoles dragons axolotls Matt Robmny and how i wil die a tragic and fabulous death on my yacht of sorcery by disapppearng like a goddam space ghost, latr becoming ultimat goddess icon which will inspire church of larn (hail)

h e l p

i should write a goddam book

my choice of profile picture and how it effects yall is entirely a sociological experiment

everyone on this site is fucking autistic and clingy

a. ur a MILF
b. you know me IRL
c. u r funny and self aware (why does nobody choose C ever)
d. you wan to giv me 300 dollars
e. you wanna tell me im fucking perfect