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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 30–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Not at all
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'll be the first to admit, I have zero idea, zilch, nadda, nothing, goose egg, null and void, bupkiss, plus crapolla idea what women want. I won't even pretend to say I have XYZ traits because I have no idea if they are what women want. All I can say for certain is when I think of what a good person at heart should be, I'm that person. Active, introspective, good listener, compassionate, still teachable, a leader, and always seeking the balance between my mind, body and spiritual core. But what do I know... perhaps we're all heading towards nirvana or a figurative cliff together, care to find out?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'll be a licensed therapist by then end of this year, masters in hand, experience gained, and specialized in substance abuse (CASAC). I help others achieve a life free of drugs and alcohol and find inner peace... I also have my own youtube channel as of July 2014.

If you care about science fiction or sociology/psychology/culture:

If should probably skip this
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Karate, archery, pool, video editing, kissing (not to be immodest but I’m told), portrait illustration, lumosity, chess, bicycling, board games, card games, lateral thinking puzzles, listening (comes with the profession), playing guitar, and driving (oh how important that is) and figuring out people's MBTI type.

I like diversity. If I wanted to date someone just like me, I believe the app for that is called a mirror.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told by many people that they notice my patience and that no one can ever guess my age in person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
With Jon Stwerat having left the Daily show, I'm down to 2 shows, The Nightly Show and Last Week tonight. I do watch a lot of youtube though. Epic Rap Battles, Nostalgia Critic, Sci-show, HISHE, Honest trailers, Bat in the Sun, Darkmatter2525... so many channels, so few you've probably heard of.

As for food, I'm an eater and by no means picky. Korean, Thai, German, Indian, Persian, and yes, Italian among many.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My GPS, my computer, youtube, my camera, chocolate, and spellcheck. I think Spellcheck trumps everything, even oxygen.

I don't intend to spend my time on this planet collecting serial numbers affixed to portraits of dead US patriots. Money may buy one freedom, but it doesn't buy one happiness, and I'm already happy, thus "Dolla bills y'all" is not on my list.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How the women with the most makeup, the fakest pushed-up boobs, the hair extensions, fake eye lashes, the plastic surgery, and the instagram-filtered pictures are the first ones to say they are looking for a "real man"? And what is a "real man" anyhow? I have a penis and a "Y" chromosome. I'm as real as it gets :D

Come on, admit it, that was funny...some people have no sense of humor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either unlocking the secrets of the human mind, or working on my next video.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I believe I represent far better in person than here.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you think we could make beautiful misery together.

Sadly, and this is no joke, 9 out of 10 people don't read this far, or lack the courtesy to write back. I hope you are different. Good luck in your search, may the force be with you.