The Cliff notes version:
What I’m doing with my life
Learning what it means to be a business owner. I help others achieve a life free of drugs and alcohol and find inner peace... I also have my own youtube channel as of July 2014.
If you care about science fiction or sociology/psychology/culture:
If not...you should probably skip this, it may bore you to tears.
I’m really good at
A lot of things most people don't care about... and kissing. Oh, and I'm modest... you figure it out.
I like diversity so I prefer interracial dating. If I wanted to date someone just like me, I believe the app for that is called a mirror.
The first things people usually notice about me
That my profile changes weekly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I watch Last Week tonight and highlights from the Late show with Stephen Colbert and that's about it. I do watch a lot of youtube though. Epic Rap Battles, Nostalgia Critic, Sci-show, HISHE, Honest trailers, Bat in the Sun, Darkmatter2525, Rhett and Link... so many channels, so few you've probably heard of.
As for food, I'm an eater and by no means picky. Korean, Thai, German, Martian, Indian, Persian, and yes, Italian among many.
The six things I could never do without
I don't intend to spend my time on this planet collecting serial numbers affixed to portraits of dead US patriots. Money may buy one freedom, but it doesn't buy one happiness, and I'm already happy, thus money is not one of those 6 things.
As for what they are...opposable thumbs, vowels, the number 327, a strange sense of humor, good conversation and the complex nuances that drive me to both reproduce and abstain from said reproduction on a daily basis.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How the women with the most makeup, the fakest pushed-up boobs, the hair extensions, fake eye lashes, the plastic surgery, and the instagram-filtered pictures are the first ones to say they are looking for a "real man"? And what is a "real man" anyhow? I have a penis and a "Y" chromosome. I'm as real as it gets :D
Come on, admit it, that was funny...some people have no sense of humor.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably looking at someone's OKC profile who says "I want a boyfriend, I'm marriage minded, I don't want sex" while she wears lingerie, "Fuck-me" pumps, blows ducky lips at the camera while sucking on a lollipop. Mixed messages...anyone? Anyone? Beuhler? Beuhler? Anyone?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I know the answer to "Which came first, the chicken or the egg." No BS, no tricks, yes I know the answer, and I'm willing to bet you do too.
And to prove women don't read this far on profiles, I've had this up for over a month and ONLY TWO woman have asked me what the answer is.
You should message me if
If you use words like "awesometacular, truthiness, bat-shit, or cognitive dissonance" in your day to day life. Or you want someone who won't talk down to you, won't treat you like property, will consider you an equal, won't ever slap you around, and will never come home drunk. But if those things float your boat, you probably won't know what to do with me anyhow. Good luck in your search!