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LasciviousPrude

32 / F / Straight / Single

Los Angeles, California

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:23am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m).
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Doing my best to keep growing and changing, rolling with punches, makin' the most of it, trying to see it from the other guy's point of view. I think personal relationships are the most fascinating thing about the human experience. I'd call myself a great listener, decent advice giver, excellent baker, tinker, artist, musician, bossy pants.

On most evenings I like to __(verb)___ and __(verb)__. Although, you can sometimes find me at ___(place)___ with some good __(plural nouns)___. I'm very ___(adjective)___ when I'm ___(present participle)___. That doesn't mean I'm a __(noun)___ or anything, I just like ___(present participle)___.

Let's see if you're clever...or just another dude.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to enjoy as many moments as possible. Recently changed the direction of my life by quitting a job that was zapping my delicious essence, so that I can FORCE myself to pursue my dreams with more vigor. 2013: the year of fun projects!
I’m really good at
Halloween
bike riding
organizing shit
finding deals
thrift store grazing
cookie making
theme party planning
high five accepting/receiving
snarky remarking
The first things people usually notice about me
My conjoined twin. She's super hot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
uuuugh this category is too hard!

I'm currently reading Cloud Atlas and enjoying it immensely. The Count of Monte Cristo was my first favorite book. I've read lots of obscure literature and lots of the current crap. I'm aiming for literary success so I read it all!

Love movies. Ooooh god how I love movies. Shows too--but only when able to ingest entire seasons via the Netflix. Science and historical documentaries and those reality shows about obsessions, addictions and white trash are definitely guilty pleasures.

Music? Yes.
Food? So much yes.
The six things I could never do without
How about 6 things I'm grateful for, bc as everyone knows, we can take this question too literally and that's no fun.

Hot showers (with and without company)
Laughing so hard you cry (doing so and making others do so)
Artistic self expression (my own and others)
Sex (...)
Asprin (or Tylenol, really just Midol in general)
Friendshippery (having good ones and being a good one)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
This too shall pass.

Why is it that all the wrong ones write and none of the ones I'm interested in write back?
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting off work at the shop in Venice. Either meeting up with pals or headed home to enjoy something tasty with a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm fascinated by the phenomenon that is falling in love.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
You're sentimental.
You like chics who aren't the "norm".
You're a romantic.
You can cultivate a luscious beard.
You enjoy being active without it RULING your life. You eat well and understand that fast food is poison you should only ingest if you've already ingested too many other poisons and need to soak it up or make yourself vomit (ie delicious alcohol poisons). You're amazing in bed.
You can get over yourself easily.
You like to make fun of stuff, people and yourself.
You marvel at the little things that make life amazing.

Also, if you can tell me what the female equivalent of the "self shot in the mirror shirtless pic" is?