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LaserBearKeith

20 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–21
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's some theme music for my profile, free of charge!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0EC4vV7PoE

Hi! My name's Keith. I'm 18, and I live in South Florida. I'm a huge geek, first and foremost. A few things I love are: video games, art, animation (stop-motion especially), architecture, science, reading, rain, cold weather, and iced coffee. Also, you and I should be friends, so feel free to say hello. :D Here's a little window into my brain, if you want it: http://laserbear.tumblr.com/
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Juggling high school and college, trying to figure stuff out.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, procrastination, and harry potter wizardry.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The human body I'm munching on. Zombie wasn't an ethnicity, okay.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
The Night Circus, Harry Potter (series), Kick-Ass, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Deadpool, The Last Apprentice, any urban legend/ creepypasta type of scary story ever, the Zombie Survival Guide, Let The Right One In, the Millennium series (Girl with the Dragon Tattoo), Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, The Call of Cthulhu, Sherlock Holmes Series, Preacher, The Sandman, Watchmen, Heart-Shaped Box, World War Z

Movies:
Kick-Ass, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Sean of the Dead, the Perks of Being a Wallflower, Hot Fuzz, Coraline, Paraorman, the Cabin in the Woods, Resivoir Dogs, the Iron Giant, Back to the Future, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Harry Potter (series), Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, Tron: Legacy, the Hangover, the Dark Knight trilogy, Zombieland, Summer Wars, the Nightmare Before Christmas, Pulp Fiction, Studio Ghibli

Shows:
Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, the Office, Breaking Bad, Dexter, the Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, 2 Broke Girls, Avatar: The Last Airbender, the Legend of Korra, Mythbusters, Good Eats, Tosh.0, South Park, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama, Face Off, the Daily Show, the Colbert Report, X-Play, Attack of the Show, 1,000 Ways to Die, the IT Crowd, Invader Zim, Code Geass, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Soul Eater, Full Metal Alchemist, Spice and Wolf, Cowboy Bebop, Sword Art Online, Yu Yu Hakusho, Toradora, Death Note, Hellsing Ultimate, the World God Only Knows, Azumanga Daioh, School Rumble, Nichijou/ My Ordinary Life, FLCL, Chobits, Deadman Wonderland, Baccano!

Music:
Jonathan Coulton, Paul and Storm, Tripod, Geek Rock, Deadmau5, Pendulum, Netsky, Madeon, Archie, Justice, Wolfgang Gartner, Drum and Base, Electrohouse, Anamanaguchi, Chiptune, Daft Punk, Chemical Brothers, Metrik, Röyksopp, Modest Mouse, Foo Fighters, Arctic Monkeys, Owl City, Gorillaz, Green Day, Bon Iver, the Fratellis, Mumford and Sons, Franz Ferdinand, Paramore, Mastodon, Rammstein, Dragonforce, Sum 41, Rise Against, Nick Waterhouse, Garfunkel and Oates, the Bloodhound Gang
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Technology
Science
Something to be procrastinating on
Video games (I would be so bored)
Anime and stop-motion animation (I would die)
Some sixth thing, because fuck this question, it's dumb anyway.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to hide the stench coming up from under my floorboards. Why couldn't Danny just keep his big mouth shut.. I didn't mean to go get the socket wrench, he just said he would go to the cops, so I- huh? I didn't say anything DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

I don't know, man! Lots of stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It depends on what I feel like doing that night, really. I could be at the cinema, the bookstore, lounging around at home on my computer, watching some bad movies, watching some good movies, messing around with some friends, etc.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once rolled around in the medow with 1,000 cats~ <3 Don't tell anyone though, 'cause it's my secret~ Seriously. don't tell anyone. Ever. .. <3
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're in the mood to! Who knows, maybe we could be friends. Oooh, and then we could be -more- than friends, and then we can be lovers, and then more than lovers, and then married, and then divorced. Yep. All of that.

Seriously though, if you want to chat, go ahead and send me a message! Maybe I could get a laugh or two out of you.