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LaserJockey

26 M Oxford, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:23pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Long time Oxford resident, physics student, failed teacher, terribly well-spoken, looking to meet new people for fun and frolicking.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Generally wearing glasses, I probe (fairly specific) mysteries of the universe using nothing but C++ and massively expensive laser facilities...
When not sitting in darkened rooms playing with lasers or computers, I go bellringing (it's a hobby, honest), running, rowing and even dancing (salsa and rueda - you should definitely give it a go!)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
hopefully Physics.
Definitely trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Apparently, my floppy hair.
Still get told that I look Harry Potter, too. So there's that :-/
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many things... here's a few:
Dune, Captain Corelli's Mandolin, The Ethical Slut
Despicable Me (1 & 2), Airplane!, Serenity
Firefly, Archer, Dexter
Whatever's playing on the radio, or occasionally swing
Pasta (if I'm lazy), baking (when I'm not)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't think I can stretch it to a list of six things, but a bottle of scotch, a good book (or a few) to read and a Netflix subscription would probably keep me going for quite a while.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...why things are the way they are. This ranges over etymology, history, physics; I tend to end up reading all about a subject and anything related to it on wikipedia for quite a while (unique, eh?)
...how people on here can choose an answer but deem it unacceptable in other people!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you can put up with me occasionally making jokes that fail miserably, or you just need another member for a quiz team...