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Laserie

20 Calgary, Alberta, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 18–22
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 14, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 0″ (1.52m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have a really, really hard time describing myself, so how about I tell some weird perks/quirks about me?

-I enjoy spending a least a day out of the week to do absolutely nothing. And my this I mean either hang with friends casually, lay in bed and chill on the computer, game, etc.

-I'm a little more introverted and shy than other girls. But don't let this stop you! I can be open and funny once I become comfortable.

-I am the supreme master of awkward moments. Either I'm saying the wrong thing, doing the wrong thing, or just.. well, you get the idea.

-I have a yoshi hat, mario hat, and drybones hat. As well as a mega-man t-shirt. And a mario poster. Yes, I like games. Especially Mario, Skyrim, and Sims.

-My room is usually an organized disaster area.

<3
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now: I am working basically full-time(40hr+) as a baker/utility clerk. I am not going to school, though in the future I hope to. My only problem I'm having is what to go in for. I'm just plugging along, saving money and living out the rest of my "teens."

Later/Goals: Some career choices I'm interested in are - social worker for abused youth, councilor, baker, bartender, teacher, video game character designer, the likes. Though I am still young and have time to figure this out. Though I'll admit, I wish it would happen sooner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-I can cook, clean, and bake at a moderately fantastic level.

-I'm excellent at listening when others need my shoulder.

-I am brutally honest when need be.

-I can guarantee you that I will kick your ass at Classic Super Mario on the NES.

Oh, and I can carry all of the groceries into the house with one trip. /awwww yeah.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can have a pretty wild personality when I am comfortable around the person/people. I'm usually the one that comments with a dirty joke or reference of some sort.

But, the first thing people notice is my unusual shortness. I am not a Little Person, I'm just really fucking short. And my eyes. A pretty blue. Okay.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, Lord of the Rings, the Mortal Instruments, The Infernal Devices, House of Night, and I'm open for any other good reads. I've read crap tonnes of books.

Movies: Basically anything from Disney and Pixar, and fantasy/sci-fi movies, and romantic movies, chick flicks, HORROR MOVIES<3. I don't have favourites, honestly.

Shows: Game of Thrones, Big Bang Theory, Bar Rescue and anything with music... I don't watch TV that much.

Music: I'm really open to music as long as it isn't hardcore death metal. I like Top 40 to dance to, I like Avenged Sevenfold, Disturbed, Linkin Park, Marianas Trench, Owl City, E. S. Posthumus, Maroon 5, things like that.

Food: Oh my god everything. Pasta, Chinese, burgers, waffles(not blue ones), pasta(did I say that already? :P).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Video games.
2. Friends and family.
3. My vital organs.
4. Art.
5. Money. (In the sense that you really can't get anywhere without it.)
6. Humour and love.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lately? My physical appearance. I'm working damn hard to make myself society-acceptable, but now I'm wondering if it's worth it or not. Oooh, intense thoughts.

Usually? Freakin' everything man. My mind never stops. So if you want an interesting conversation.... I'm open to talk about anything and everything. Religion, sexual orientation, jobs, the economy, political shit, favourite ____ questions, would you rather, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing to be Dovahkiin. Bonus points if you know the reference.

And on the odd night, either actually doing something social or I'm so free of plans that I bore myself to death.

Or you know, partying. But.. who does that?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I.. have a huge crush on Barack Obama.

I'm kidding.

I have to really trust you for you to know anything "private" about me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
..really? I'm not going to tell you whether you're suitable enough to message me. Below are some things to make yourself not feel so weird messaging some chick on Okcupid.

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You have a beard.
You like video games.
You are a ginger.
You are mature and looking for a decently long relationship.
You like going out for adventures and being spontaneous. I have a great like for people that will actually say yes when I call them up at 6pm and ask if they wanna go hiking or swimming in the river or out for a movie or shopping for weird shit or anything.
You'd like a good friend.
You're a cute nerd.
You're witty.
You are Dovahkiin as well.

...You want a great potential girlfriend. :P

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