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LashGordon

24 M Leeds, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:44am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Capricorn
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You've already made your assumptions about me, so to fill this in properly would be almost pointless. If you wish to know the real me, you need only ask.......

Below is a collection of random phrases in no particular order. I hope you enjoy them.

My friends all think my new girlfriend is imaginary. Well joke's on them, coz they are too :P

I don't need to flirt...... i'll seduce you with my awkwardness

No one loves an awkward silence as much as me :P

To quote a recent comment I heard....

"Women say they look for a man with a good sense of humour. However, what they really mean is that when they find someone they like, they just laugh at every word he speaks."

I can tell you the same crap that every single sheep puts on here or you can enjoy reading something new and exciting. If you the like the same old sh!t... stop reading now.....

I told you to stop reading....

You just don't listen...

If you hadn't already guessed.... i don't really take myself seriously...... just smile and nod :)

From a lil town called Skipton, not Leeds :)

If you've read this far, congratulations! Your prize is in the post :P

If you would like to get to know the real me, you need only ask
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having random conversations on here, only to realise my inbox must be full, because I seem to stop getting replies.......

I say conversations....... they're very one sided
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
quoting random movie quotes and useless facts
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How disproportionate my body is, and whether I actually have control over all my limbs
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like everything :)

Well, i say that but it's probably a lie. I like a lot of things.

Again, most likely a lie. I like things :)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. You don't know what I'm made of or just how much I'm capable of. You don't know where I've come from nor where I'm heading. You know nothing of my highs or my lows. You don't know how fast I am, how strong I am, how resilient I am. You haven't got a clue what breakfast cereal I eat, what fragrance I wear or who I'm dating. You don't even know my name.

But you will
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what I would do in a Zombie apocalypse..... I gotta be prepared.

Also, who would win between.........
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
most likely in bed, recovering from a hard week and preparing for a rip roaring saturday
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Schizoid personality disorder haunts my dreams

I once typed Google into Google and broke the internet
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you have an IQ higher than gravel

you're not just going to use quickmatch because I have no idea who "likes" me