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28 Oakland, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
May 22
Middle Eastern, Native American
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Other, and very serious about it
Dropped out of high school
Less than $20,000
Likes dogs and has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello. And welcome back.

Recently I displayed my heart and brain to the other terrestrials out there (you may have never heard of them) anyways. I had my doubt's that I would be discovered as interesting, but it turns out my energy was ker-fuggin with one their intergalactic traffic signs. They fixed my problem. Turned me into a psychic.
And now here we are.

I also suffer from addressing myself in third person because of this expounded consciousness.
Oh boy.

But really, I am out there. Very shy to meet, unless for some reason there is a connection that I couldn't run away from. Not all sharks want to eat you, and believe it. Rabbits bite more. For good reason. Our fingers are a wonderful texture.

I enjoy anything. I may not be a fan. Trauma is typical.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
( *" _"*) ( . O . )

horrible things.

My black widow moved out. It was sad, then I figured she had to move outtuv the garage because I would slam the door.

She left an egg sack for me. Once again I am responsible in rearing animals.

My life at this time is blinded by stress which I seek to remove; however I vent, some problems just need to get sorted out one at a time.
So, whatever.

I enjoy going outside, sometimes with no clear objective, just going out as is, maybe napping, or getting day drunk.

Or riding motorcycles, bikes, roller blades, running, and staring in to the space which is horrifying.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Noticing everything
Feeling well, outside of my comfort zone.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Is he awright?"

No I'm fine. That's just my face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Geeky ones
Russian fantasy.
Cat-lady fantasy.

And. ...definitely comic books. Please.seriously.
I love gnarly comics. The gross & the sad. Japan, America.

I also really like video games and meeting more dorks would fill a void in my life.
Just putting it out there "Let's talk about Dark Souls.."

hearty stuff. I get funny about color and food.
Great album too.

There is nothing out there I will not pick up if I hadn't already.
And if you ever hear "triple moon salute" on the radio it was because I called it in.
You must be tolerant of my openness.

I used to watch more movies at one point in my life than I do now. Maybe I watched them all.
Except "Dancer In the Dark" make me watch it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my legs.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to play wishing you were somehow here on harmonica.
Fabricating my own plastic things.
A big piece of metal.
When will the next good idea come unto my brain and relieve me of the struggle of thinking in the zone.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking for something to do, so I walk.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Sought items:

Tools (yes, you can be one as well!)

Air compressor

Motorcycle lift

Rubber plants

Sought motives

You really don't give a shit and have to talk to someone no matter who.
You need a chess partner.