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27 / M / Straight / Single

West Lafayette, Indiana

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:01pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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What I’m doing with my life
Helping families plan their funerals and cemetery arrangements. I can probably get you a really good deal on a space for your body. What's that? You plan to be cremated? How ecologically-conscious of you. Our hellish fires are within every family's budget.

On a righteous quest to brew a beer that tastes like Sam Elliott's voice.

I write sci-fi and fantasy when I get a minute. (MFA here).
I’m really good at
all things, for I AM the LORD.
The first things people usually notice about me
I seem to have a lifelong case of seriousface. Don't be fooled!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Larry Levis Wislawa Szymborska Rainer Maria Rilke Valzhyna Mort Bob Hicok Zbigniew Herbert J.R.R. Tolkien shelves and boxes are groaning. Ah lahk dem books. Master's was in poetry, if you can believe it.

Shows: Firefly Buffy Fringe True Blood Game of Thrones Louie 30 Rock Weeds Battlestar Galactica American Horror Story United States of Tara Simpsons Seinfeld Parks and Recreation That Mitchell and Webb Look

Music: I don't own an iPod or similar device. My sweetass '96 Camry has a radio that is perpetually on. 50s-70s American classics, blues and jazz when I can get it. Instrumentals from around the world. Joanna Newsom Joni Mitchell Franz Ferdinand Beatles
The six things I could never do without
Good beer. Time alone to think. Company for the mind, whether that be from a person I care about or a book in hand.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Alternative energy. How to get food, medicine, clean water, and education to all the people that need it, and how to creatively disembowel anyone who doesn't think that's important.
On a typical Friday night I am
not a basement-dweller, but on the quieter side of things. Pubs > clubs. Reading, scheming, writing, having a drink with friends, seein' a movie. Drop-everything-and-go-because-you'll-just-keep-making-excuses-if-you-don't trips.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The KFC Failure Pile in a Sadness Bowl is the food of the gods. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you like to walk outside when the moon casts shadows.