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25 North Hills, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 5, 2013
Black, Other
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Working on space camp
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Might want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Croatian
My self-summary
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My humor is dark, my tattoos are odd. I like making strangers laugh, and when i say laugh, i mean uncomfortable. I don't understand the concept or purpose of an inside voice. I an pro gay rights, but anti idiot rights. I hate country music and whiskey is the only true alcohol.

I have several tattoos and will relentlessly continue to destroy my body and rebuild it as i see fit.

I like wearing a fresh pair of socks and yelling song lyrics out a car window.

if you want more info, just ask.
What I’m doing with my life
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I own many leatherbound books and my furniture smells of rich mahogany. I work full time in a vapor bar, helping people join the electronic cigarette lifestyle. And i do stand up comedy in my spare time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying the worst possible thing, at the worst possible time. Striking up conversations with strangers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm a big guy, half black & half samoan. I'm also fat (working on that) all of these things amount to a towering man with about 22 tattoos that can seem pretty intimidating, until I start making silly voices to entertain babies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Lamb by Christopher Moore, harry potter,psychology books, fight club, survivor, rant and any other book by chuck palahniuk or . Douglas Adams, Jane Austen,Charles Bukowski.

I like too many movies to list so...V for Vendetta and the iron giant should cover both ends of the spectrum.

Shows:Doctor who, Arrested Development,The Office, South Park, Louie
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. people to entertain
2. tattoos
3. internet access
4. a music player with ambient sound dampening headphones
5. Q-tips
6. My electronic cigarette
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether the world has gone totally crazy, or I have.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
singing karaoke with my coworkers at the bar next to our shop, or hanging at home whisking it were raining.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm pretty sure I'm completely insane
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