I am looking for a fun-loving YOUNGER man that lives fairly locally to have a relationship with, whether it be exploring some new woodland on our bikes, going out partying, sharing some good food, chilling at home or generally having a laugh. I value honesty, trustworthiness and reliability and do not suffer fools gladly!

My friends describe me as friendly, impatient, funny, outgoing, outspoken, honest, generous, optimistic, piss-taking, fun-loving, untidy, more than a little bit naughty...and a 'cool' girl...

Currently tickling lizards during the day - I totally adore my current job - and riding my mountain bike in my spare time when the weather is good...looking for a different career in sales/marketing that will justify my having a psychology degree a little more (which may finally appease my parents) but more importantly, my bank balance! I have a very optimistic outlook and so I tend to enjoy everything I do and don't tend to waste energy on stuff I don't like. I love living in Surrey and wouldn't want to move. Once I get a new job I'd like to get back to travelling/diving regularly as there are a few places I still need to visit!

Swimming, diving, (actually anything that involves water apart from boats - I get sea-sick!); writing (poems and porn stories!); home-cooking, persuasive communication & sales; being optimistic, driving fast; knowing how to have fun and being mischievous :D

My smile and the fact that I am usually very friendly and easy to talk to. Either that, or the fact I have a lizard on my shoulder!! (usually at work!).

I like apocolyptic books as fiction as well as James Herbert, James Patterson, Simon Kernick & other psychological thriller type books. I also enjoy reading stuff about the paranormal. I also enjoy discovering new authors through friends' recommendations.

TV I enjoy includes Prison Break, 24, Friends, wildlife documentaries but definitely NO soaps! South Park, The Simpsons, & things that make me laugh!

I enjoy most types of music, provided it is high-energy - anything from folk music to death metal and most stuff inbetween but NOT RnB, jazz, soul or blues! I used to go to concerts/gigs & music festivals regularly. Bands I love include the Pixies, Blur, Steeleye Span, White Zombie, Rage Against the Machine, The Wonderstuff, Nivana, INXS, Sublime, Leftfield, Chemical Brothers, Ministry, Soundgarden, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Clawfinger, Pendulum, James, Green Day, The Stone Roses & The Charlatans....to name a few!!

I enjoy dance music and particularly enjoy dancing to breakbeat, drum n bass & acid techno. I enjoy partying & have enjoyed (& helped organise) many illegal raves, outdoor parties & festivals over the years!

I enjoy home-cooking and cook everything totally from scratch. I also believe that two cadburys creme eggs can be a suitable breakfast alternative on a lazy day! I like tea but not coffee, but am not very experiemental when it comes to food - if the most handsome man in the entire world invited me out to dinner at a sushi or seafood restaurant, I would have to decline his offer!

Music
My iphone
The internet
Sex
My lizards
My friends
My mountain bike (yep..I know that's 7, but who cares!)

Sex...
Dammit...there must be something else I can put down here..?!

Probably at home, with a mate or mates, chilling. Mainly due to having to work both Saturday and Sunday atm. However, I usually won't go to bed very early as I only really need about 5 hours sleep a night...and sometimes I can get away with none at all if I'm having a particularly good night!

My secret TV indulgence are programmes about really massive fat people - my 1/2 ton son and fat families etc...mainly because it makes me gasp in horror as I find extreme obesity grotesque..

Other than that, I'm pretty open-minded and very honest, I'll admit to anything in private, so ask away! I'd consider myself pretty unshockable too!

You are white, English, male and younger (and look younger)! Ideally someone who lives local-ish to me and doesn't have a massive aversion to reptiles. I especially like nice eyes, nice teeth & smiling. Shaven heads at a certain length (grades 1-2!!) make me go weak at the knees! (NOT bald or bearded tho!!)