I am all sorts of magic, hilarious, and embarassing.
My Self-Summary
Hi! i'm keyko and i'm a poly bi and only looking for friends. i
have tons of friends but sometimes i get bored, i love the joy of
making new friends and forming new bonds with amazing people. my
problem? i only have guy friends...so i need some girls to get me
out of my tomboyish ways, or at least some girlfriends that
understand it.
i'm not looking to date anyone at the moment, i'm happily promised
to my boyfriend
joki21
and i just got out of a relationship with an amazing girl
tamigthatsme and I have a
new boyfriend that is ftm and wonderful
AydenMayhem
other than being
poly amorous I'm as real as it gets
or as many like to call it, "brutally honest." i'm really complex
in a simplified way. i tell myself i stopped giving a fuck a long
time ago, but what can I say? human nature is retarded.
i like getting physical either by kickboxing or kicking ass. i
think for myself. i hate being judged. i hate lying and being lied
to. i'm strong in body, mind and soul. I have a terrible past but a
wonderful future. so i guess the glass is completely full because i
said so. i pick my friends as easily as i pick my enemies,
sometimes at the same time. i'm really good at making friends but
lousy at keeping them. there is nothing i love more in the world
than a good laugh. i laugh at myself, and others, and enjoy making
others laugh at me. i love to have fun and will do anything to have
it, even against my better judgment. i like to eat, to drink, to
live life like i want. i'm determined with an unquenchable thirst
for knowledge. i'm a hopeless potty mouth. i'm short tempered, high
strung, and hilarious. i'm in love with love and those who love me.
i'm affectionate to a fault, and search in others constantly what i
need. what is that you may ask? no really, you may ask
if you wanna get to know me ask open-ended questions, but i want to
know more about you
What I’m doing with my life
I'm going to college working on my
English degree. I want to teach and i
only have one year left till i graduate. i like to plan and set
goals for myself, i like staying busy and i'm going places!!!
i work three jobs and go to school full time. I'm involved in my
church and community service. needless to say it leaves little time
to um sleep and eat. ha ha. but i might be willing to make time for
you?
and just because i'm busy doesnt mean i dont have fun, i have most
my nights and every weekend free.
:)
I’m really good at
making people laugh,
having fun,
teaching, giving advice, listening,
drinking and
dancing. oh and
wrestling ;)
The first things people usually notice about me
Is that i'm really funny. ha ha.
or
there's a crowd of people around me laughing at me because i ran
into a door/walked into a wall/tripped over my own feet/ made up a
dance for no reason in public
or
the fact that i look asian but im totally mexican
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
i love the
twilight series! I love
reading in general, i AM an
English major after all. some of my fav authors: John Grisham, Anne
Rice, Dan Brown, Stephen King, VC Andrews, Ana Castillo, Gabriel
Garcia Marquez, Lauren Henderson, Ann Brashares, Nicholas Sparks,
William Golding, Lauren Weisberger, James Frey, Arthur Golden,
Stephenie Meyer and much much more!
as far as movies, i love
musicals,
comedies, and
horror flicks
i hate action movies and chick flicks.
I love to eat, and will eat just about anything, my fav food is
sushi.
I'm very open minded about music as well. some of my fav artists
and bands:
Shakira, fall out boy, katy perry,
belanova, metro station, the hush sound, the mars volta, anberlin,
paramore, etc.
The six things I could never do without
1. My loves
2. My pet rats
3. The internet
4. My Family
5. Alcohol
6. My Phone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future and the past. i need to learn about the past to make
sure i don't make the same mistakes in the future.
women. ::sigh::
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting drunk...or watching a movie. depends on my mood. i like
having fun! I'm young and i like to drink and dance and be safe.
I'm up for anything any time! (except drugs. drugs are gross. and
druggies are gross too lol)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
hmm. I used to be addicted to porn. LOL.
i also have a pretty strong stomach and will take most dares to eat
gross stuff, like live bugs and dead bugs or just stuff off the
floor too. gross. i know, but w/e. lol. DONT JUDGE ME! ha ha ha
ha
oh, and i have a severe addiction to candy. omg. its ridic.
You should message me if
you're not a creeper (this apparently applies to girls too)
you're not a guy!!!! (i dont even want guy friends to IM or joke
around with or anything because i have enough guy friends, so dont
waste your/my time)
you have a wicked sense of humor.
You are interested in getting to know me better. or have questions
on polyamory. im not expert but i like answering questions.
You have candy, and like to share.
You want a cool new friend! or you want to try a new activity but
have no one to do it with! i'm always down for anything like
jumping off planes or taking a dance class.
****SERIOUSLY**** GUYS LEAVE ME ALONE!