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LaunderingKarma

28 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm awesome.
So I was sitting here thinking, hmmm. Time is an ocean and I'm just treading water...
I ramble sometimes and will tell you a story if you ask nicely.
I am usually reading a book, or trying to write one. If you can proofread or are looking for someone who can I think we should probably meet up.

Really I'm looking for some interesting, cool people because their the best to surround yourself with.
ALSO I have recently discovered my love for board games. If you like board games lets play something new. I'm slowly amassing games, but fun games are pricy and my wallet is thin so my pile is growing slowly. But really, come play ticket to ride with me :)

I love coffee. I feel this should go in my self-summary .
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Raising a kid. Making it. Working with monkeys and rats.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Perfect binding. Dealing with submittable rejections.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm usually always smiling. Or maybe the beard? I don't know really. I've never asked.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Sam Gunn, Third Bear, Pump Six and other stories, The Color Master, No one belong here more...
Movie: The Game, Fight Club, Princess Bride, The 5th Element, Trainspotting, Existenz
Shows: Sherlock , the Golden girls, Its always sunny
Food: Mexican, Indian, Sushi.
Music : Spirit Family Reunion, Sylvan Esso, DaysNDaze
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
book sounds, food sounds, music sounds, rain sounds, ocean sounds, mountain sounds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I don't have akinetic mutism. What I'll eat next. What I'll read next. Why I can't lucid dream yet? Why is their still a spoon?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working late making that overtime. Or at home reading a book and drinking a beer.
Unless you want to hang out?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a beard now.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... If you want to drink coffee with me... Or tea... Or eat breakfast... Or write a story with me...
If you think you have something in common with me? You want to tell me a story. I'll tell you one back.