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LaunderingKarma

28 Seattle, WA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 10:28am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm awesome.
So I was sitting thinking, hmmm what am I doing here?
I ramble sometimes and will tell you a story if you ask nicely.
I am usually reading a book, or trying to write one, but they end up being short stories. Or proses....
Sometimes I go for a day without talking and then its hard to find the right words.
I am usually awake till 3 and up at 8. I might suffer from a small tinge of sleep deprivation, oh it might be fuel for my surrealism oh no wait. Everything floats here. I woke up one day and had written a note called ' grandpa tells a story on acid' I don't remember writing it. I might make it a story. No one thinks about that anymore. The use of a good story. I like them. My life is embellished in my head. And my words.
I love board games. If you like board games lets play something. and drink beer and coffee. While passing the time, and let's ramble together words that sounds better on paper than in the air.

I love coffee. I feel this should go in my self-summary .
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Looking for the perfect Rubin... I've come close. Oh so close, but there might be a better one. Must. Keep. Eating.
Applying for all the jobs. Looking sketchy. Its a skill.
A well honed skill.. Writing and rewriting and erasures of all the writing I just did to realize I like what I wrote but can't remember it anymore.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating food. Feed me ;D
I like Mexican. (Edit: Peruvian)
and Indian.
and Sushi.
In any order.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a red beard. Or my obscure train of thought.
choo choo. Thoughts. I like reading. Or biding books. If you have a perfect binder we should hang out. And I'll play with it.
Or my lack of a cat. I want a cat.. . .
I move a lot. I've been told I use my outside voice inside too often. I told them to take their complaints outside.
I'm sassy. ( like the cat in homeward bound) *meowing here*
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
14, Windupgirl, Altered Carbon, Third Bear, Pump Six and other stories, The Color Master, No one belong here more, gun with occasional music,The Game, Fight Club, Princess Bride, The 5th Element, Trainspotting, Existenz, Sherlock , the Golden girls, Its always sunny, Attack on Titan, The Devil is a Part Timer, Cowboy Bebop, Bakemonogatari, Full Metal Alchemist (og and brotherhood) Nisemonogatari, Sword Art Online, HunterXhunter, Plastic Nee-san, Mexican, Indian, Sushi, Spirit Family Reunion, Sylvan Esso, DaysNDaze, StarFuckingHipsters,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, food, my kid, outdoors, walking shoes, a jacket
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
while you been getting down and out about the liars and the dirty cheats of the world you could have been getting down to this sick beat.. . .
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working late making that overtime. Or at home reading a book and drinking a beer. Playing with my kid before 9pm. Watching Hulu after 9
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was married once. But not twice.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
.. I have no idea what I'm looking for... Maybe message me if you're in the same boat. Or if you own a boat. That would be cool too ;)