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LaunderingKarma

28 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:38pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm awesome.
So I was sitting thinking, hmmm what am I doing here?
I ramble sometimes and will tell you a story if you ask nicely.
I am usually reading a book, or trying to write one, but they end up being short stories. Or proses....
Sometimes I go for a day without talking and then its hard to find the right words.
I am usually awake till 3 and up at 8. I might suffer from a small tinge of sleep deprivation, oh it might be fuel for my surrealism oh no wait. Everything floats in and out...
I love board games. If you like board games lets play something. and drink beer and coffee.

I love coffee. I feel this should go in my self-summary .
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Watching the devil is a part timer and drinking pbr. I'm amazing I know ;D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating food. Feed me ;D
I like Mexican.
and Indian.
and Sushi.
In any order.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I bounce and smile too much. I have lots of energy. I'm saving it right now by sitting here typing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Sam Gunn, Third Bear, Pump Six and other stories, The Color Master, No one belong here more...
Movie: The Game, Fight Club, Princess Bride, The 5th Element, Trainspotting, Existenz
Shows: Sherlock , the Golden girls, Its always sunny
Food: Mexican, Indian, Sushi.
Music : Spirit Family Reunion, Sylvan Esso, DaysNDaze
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
book sounds, food sounds, banjo sounds, car sounds, ocean sounds, mountain sounds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A non sequitur of events I walk through the edges of a my days in derealization. Commonly misunderstood as disorders there are lights to be lit somewhere. I'm still searching. In the dark acts of entropy are no longer disorders.
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On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working late making that overtime. Or at home reading a book and drinking a beer. Playing with my kid before 9pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a beard now.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... If you want to drink coffee with me... Or tea... Or eat breakfast... Or write a story with me...
If you think you have something in common with me? You want to tell me a story. I'll tell you one back.

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