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28 Seattle, WA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:38pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm awesome.
So I was sitting thinking, hmmm what am I doing here?
I ramble sometimes and will tell you a story if you ask nicely.
I am usually reading a book, or trying to write one, but they end up being short stories. Or proses....
Sometimes I go for a day without talking and then its hard to find the right words.
I am usually awake till 3 and up at 8. I might suffer from a small tinge of sleep deprivation, oh it might be fuel for my surrealism oh no wait. Everything floats in and out...
I love board games. If you like board games lets play something. and drink beer and coffee.

I love coffee. I feel this should go in my self-summary .
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Watching the devil is a part timer and drinking pbr. I'm amazing I know ;D
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating food. Feed me ;D
I like Mexican.
and Indian.
and Sushi.
In any order.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I bounce and smile too much. I have lots of energy. I'm saving it right now by sitting here typing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Sam Gunn, Third Bear, Pump Six and other stories, The Color Master, No one belong here more...
Movie: The Game, Fight Club, Princess Bride, The 5th Element, Trainspotting, Existenz
Shows: Sherlock , the Golden girls, Its always sunny
Food: Mexican, Indian, Sushi.
Music : Spirit Family Reunion, Sylvan Esso, DaysNDaze
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
book sounds, food sounds, banjo sounds, car sounds, ocean sounds, mountain sounds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A non sequitur of events I walk through the edges of a my days in derealization. Commonly misunderstood as disorders there are lights to be lit somewhere. I'm still searching. In the dark acts of entropy are no longer disorders.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working late making that overtime. Or at home reading a book and drinking a beer. Playing with my kid before 9pm.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a beard now.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
... If you want to drink coffee with me... Or tea... Or eat breakfast... Or write a story with me...
If you think you have something in common with me? You want to tell me a story. I'll tell you one back.

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