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LauraBass

31 Washington, DC Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 5:16am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Small-town Louisiana girl making a life in D.C. Lover of strong coffee, handwritten letters, witty banter, campfires, unexpected conversations, international adventures, obscure pop culture references, bad puns and soul music. Livin on a prayer. Just kidding, I don't pray. Did I just quote Bon Jovi?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working as a politics reporter and consulting producer on a documentary. I love my job. Still exploring D.C. after ten glorious years here, watering my plants on a semi-regular basis, making a dance party wherever I go, trying to live a semi-weird life. Just bought a place in Northeast thinking a mortgage would thrust me into real adulthood, but I don't think it's quite happened yet.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking, scrabble, making the perfect mixtape, peeling crawfish, witty banter, solving other people's relationship problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been called a "tall drink of water," but I have yet to figure out what that means aside from the tall part. It's a compliment, right? I don't even care.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Ohhhhh man here goes. Books: The Scarlet Letter, The Sun Also Rises, The Great Gatsby, The Phantom Tollbooth (#TBT), anything by Junot Diaz, Tom Robbins, Toni Morrison, or Hemingway. Really into non-fiction and biographies at the moment. Favorite movies are Pulp Fiction, Royal Tenenbaums, Dead Poets Society and Good Will Hunting ("It's not your fault!") I watch True Detective and House of Cards, and I'm devastated that Breaking Bad is over. I'm all over the place with music, but I especially love 60s soul, 90s hip-hop, Robyn (yasssss!), Holy Ghost!, Van Morrison, the Beatles, the Stones, and Radiohead. D'Angelo's new album is incredible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good coffee, situational humor, all four seasons, a reliable news source, close friends, and the chipotle chicken nachos at Meridian Pint. I suppose I could technically do without that last one but it wouldn't be the kind of life I want to live.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the one thing is that Meatloaf wouldn't do for love. Whether cheesecake is technically a cake or a pie. Why Congress is so fucked up and has so few women in it. Maybe I just answered my own question?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably making some new recipe I found in a magazine and watching a movie all curled up on the sofa. I also love to go out to the mountains or the coast for some weekends, and I occasionally seek out a worthy dance floor. I also REALLY LOVE to play bridge, but I can't find anyone under 80 to do it with. Sometimes poker will suffice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I absolutely hate online dating, like probably more than you do. But I am willing to do this to expand the universe of awesome people I might meet.

That said, if one more person writes "u" instead of "you" in a message to me on this thing I might completely lose it.
You should message me if
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You've got a lot of soul. You live in DC and (gasp!) like it here. You know what it feels like to laugh so hard actual tears come out of your eyes, and to get so absorbed in a book that you read it standing up on the metro. You are genuinely curious about people, and you're plugged into what's going on in the world. You're kind to waiters, you respect women, you can make fun of yourself, and you don't take shirtless selfies at the gym. You understand that Alanis Morissette's definition of irony is the most idiotic assault on the English language there ever was. Bonus points if you like to dance.