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Laurel_Hedge

57 Columbus, OH Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Feb 28
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Rather not say
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Please note: I am only interested in face-to-face friendships for now. Any messages indicating a desire for other than that will not be answered.

Complex.
Verbal; usually, but not always.
Prickly: sometimes.
Gregarious introvert.
Fiendish: *wicked grin*
Mischievous: often
Kind: Very, but not particularly *nice.*
Considerably more Dom than sub.
Polyamorous.
I don't cheat when it comes to committed relationships, and I'm not willing to engage with those who do.

Attracted by intelligence, androgyny, humor, open minds and big hearts, affection, personal integrity, creativity, self-awareness, and hedonism, not necessarily in that order.

I'd rather be approached than do the approaching, it just seems to work out better that way.

Like all redheads, I am descended from felines rather than primates (according to Mark Twain.) If you don't like cats and they don't like you, our chances of a mutually satisfying relationship are lower than otherwise, but not necessarily insurmountable.

If you are attracted by the unusual, aren't fazed by physical and sometimes emotional challenges, know the difference between faze and phase, (and use both correctly) think for yourself, and are willing to work a little to get to the good parts, the odds improve considerably.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Coping with the recent amputation of my left leg. Experiencing wonder and awe. Developing friendships. Creating meaningful memories. Other stuff that sounds all lofty and ideal when it's verbalized, but is really just an ongoing slog through the daily mud.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Communication. Creating elegant solutions. Getting stuff done, even when it's really hard. Research, proofreading, entertaining children, compassionate listening, making weird faces, and assorted handcrafts. Emotional support. Over thinking things. Writing sentences that don't include verbs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My left leg ends above the knee. (I traded the rest for a complete set of Magic: the Gathering cards.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The list is close to endless. Lots of science and science fiction, but also historical fiction, fantasy fiction, non-fiction, biographies, fairy tales, cautionary tales, tales of dystopian worlds, cookbooks, encyclopedias, dictionaries--

Movies:
Serenity, The Life of Pi, Undead or Alive. The rest are subject to change without notice.

Music:
Eclectic and mood dependent. I never seem to get tired of Leonard Cohen, woodwinds, minor chords, or Prokofiev.

Food:
Well prepared, beautifully presented complex meals, Greek yogurt with cheerios, and lots of stuff in between. Flavorful but not too spicy, please.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Words in a row, a smartphone (well I could, but I'd really rather not), asthma medicine, humor, and optical correction. Oh, and love. Can't forget that.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What if...?
Why not...?
What did I learn?
What can I teach?
What's my "next right thing?"
Patterns. All kinds.
How to get from point A to point B.
Am I EVER going to be able to shut off my brain and get to sleep?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no such thing as "typical," but I'd rather be with friends and/or lovers, doing whatever is mutually interesting and enjoyable, than not.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I write. Essays, poems, science fiction, and fantasy. But I do it in private, and wash my hands afterward.

+3 to intelligence if you can source the quote.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I sound appealing to you, and you're willing to say something other than hi, and/or a flattering superlative about my looks. I don't bite; unless I feel like it when asked politely. It may take me a while to write back. I probably will eventually, unless your message is "hi", and/or includes a superlative about my looks.