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22 • Chicago, IL • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 21–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Apr 9
- 5′ 4″ (1.63m)
- Body type
- Strictly anything
- Trying to quit
- Judaism, and laughing about it
- Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
- Working on university
- Art / Music / Writing
- Mostly monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
- Dislikes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), French (Okay)
I could rattle off several more tag lines, but it boils down to "I play nice with others, unless you're an asshole."
I'm an artist, so I can occasionally be a bit of a space cadet, my apartment is only ever ridiculously messy or neurotically clean, sleep is always optional, and I have a love-hate relationship with cigarettes. My practice is primarily drawing, painting, collage, and performance art. After graduating from SAIC in the spring with my BFA, I'm planning on staying at SAIC to pursue my Masters of Arts in Art Therapy, but I'm taking a gap year first to get as much experience through internships and volunteering in the field as I can before applying to the program.
I work hard, and play harder. Let's get rowdy.
Other stuff I do: making art, looking at art, talking about art, reading about art therapy/art theory/art history, reading about psychology/sociology/psychiatry, reading about intersectional feminism, reading dumb buzzfeed lists, writing, drinking, smoking cigarettes/cigars/other plants, watching a shit ton of movies, listening to stupid amounts of music, eating anything and everything.
I travel a lot through my school on grants and scholarships, and I traveled with my family a lot when I was younger. Most recent adventures over the last several years have included Tokyo, Kyoto, Prague, Vienna, and various places in France, Spain, Italy, Greece, Tahiti, and Fiji.
I also do lots of other mysterious stuff. I'm not /saying/ that I'm Batman.... but I'm just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room at the same time.
Also: everything else. Ever.
Also also: I give myself an A+ in watching netflix, napping, and procrastination.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Silver Linings Playbook, Ruby Sparks, Zombieland, Elizabeth: The Golden Age, The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo (2011, Fincher), Moonrise Kingdom, 21 Jump Street, Contagion, Scott Pilgrim VS the world, Planet of the Apes, both Star Trek reboots, The Other Boleyn Girl, Batman: The Dark Knight, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, Dead Poets Society, SLC Punk, Mean Girls, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, American Psycho, Little Children, Heavenly Creatures, Spring Breakers, Lolita, Inception, Finding Neverland, Ghost World, Between The Folds, Kill Bill, Donnie Darko, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Chicago, /most/ of the Harry Potter movies, anything Pixar, anything Miyazaki, anything David Fincher, anything Tarantino, anything Wes Anderson. Many more.
I've seen a lot of good TV, but I don't care enough to list it all. Typically, when people ask me what my favorite TV Show is, I respond with, "The 2009 Battlestar Galactica reboot," (which is always quickly followed up with, "but it's way better than any show called 'Battlestar Galactica' has any right to be"). If you are a fellow Battlestar enthusiast and want to geek out about it for hours, we will be friends.
Thai, Japanese, Greek, Italian, and anything with cheese, as cliche as that sounds, but there are just some things we cannot live without.
Music isn't even worth trying to type out. Like.... my fingers might break before I was done. Just ask me.
my tempurpedic mattress
One time I broke into a construction site when I was drunk at 2 AM in Florida.
Sometimes I get nervous on airplanes. So many bonus points if you just read that in John Mulaney's voice.
You want to dismantle the patriarchy together.
You want to smoke a cigar with me.
You can teach me how to play the BSG board game.
You won't judge my woeful incompetence with technology.
You are okay with the fact that sometimes I run 10-15 minutes behind schedule (a bad habit I've picked up from years of attending art school).
You are in general a kind, understanding, open-minded person with a thirst for adventure, finding your place in the world, and yearn for personal growth and social progress.
I don't respond to "heyyy your hot gurl," "wats up," or "hey im Kevin lets get drinks," so I wouldn't bother, Kevin.
Couples: stop asking if i'll have threesomes with you! That's not what pansexual means (it means I only want to have sex with pans, duh).
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