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Laurelwreathes

21 F Chicago, IL

I’m looking for

  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Young and restless. Scorpio to the bone. Queer as a three dollar bill. ENFJ to a T, and kind of potty mouth (I could rattle off several more tag lines, but it boils down to "I play nice with others, unless you're an asshole").

I'm a creative type, so sometimes I'm a bit of a space cadet, my apartment is only ever ridiculously messy or neurotically clean, sleep is always optional, and I have a love-hate relationship with cigarettes. My artistic practice is primarily drawing, but incorporates painting, collage, and performance art. After graduating from SAIC next spring with my BFA, I'll hopefully be staying at SAIC to pursue my Masters of Arts in Art Therapy.

I work hard, and play harder. Let's get rowdy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Nose to grindstone. SAIC. BFA. Then MAAT.

Other stuff I do: making art, looking at art, talking about art, reading about art therapy/art theory/art history, reading about psychology/sociology/psychiatry, reading about intersectional feminism, reading dumb buzzfeed lists, writing, socializing, drinking, smoking cigarettes/cigars/other plants, watching a shit ton of movies, listening to stupid amounts of music, eating anything and everything.

I travel a lot through my school on grants and scholarships, and I traveled with my family a lot when I was younger. Most recent adventures over the last several years have included Tokyo, Kyoto, Prague, Vienna, and various places in France, Spain, Italy, Greece, Tahiti, and Fiji.

I also do lots of other mysterious stuff. I'm not /saying/ that I'm Batman.... but I'm just saying that no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room at the same time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having weird hair, dismantling the patriarchy with a flawless manicure, getting the perfect amount of fucked up, being fashionable, communicating with people, breaking the law and getting away with it, talking to strangers/making an absurd amount of single-serving friends, giving great critique/feedback in a sensitive and painless way.

Also: everything else. Ever.

Also also: I give myself an A+ in watching netflix, napping, and procrastination.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I get a lot of compliments from friendly, middle-aged black ladies about my hair/makeup/nails, so I guess that's a thing.

That I am wearing all black 90% of the time, and look fly as fuck.

That I look pissed off. I have incurable resting bitch face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Hamlet, Macbeth, King Lear (Yes, all three), Empress Orchid, Their Eyes Were Watching God, Atonement, The Bonesetter's Daughter, Crime and Punishment, Snow Flower and the Secret Fan, Peony in Love, Expensive People, Zombie, An American Childhood, My Sister's Keeper, Speak, Dress Your Children in Corduroy and Denim, Naked, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Lolita, The Body in Pain, Angels In America, Touched with Fire, Blankets, Habibi, and SO many more. Guilty pleasures include Harry Potter etc. Sue me.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Silver Linings Playbook, Ruby Sparks, Zombieland, Elizabeth: The Golden Age, The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo (2011 version), Moonrise Kingdom, 21 Jump Street, Contagion, Scott Pilgrim VS the world, Planet of the Apes, both Star Trek reboots, The Other Boleyn Girl, Batman: The Dark Knight, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, Dead Poets Society, SLC Punk, Mean Girls, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, American Psycho, Little Children, Heavenly Creatures, Spring Breakers, Lolita, Inception, Finding Neverland, Ghost World, Mozart and the Whale, Between The Folds, Kill Bill, Donnie Darko, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, Chicago, /most/ of the Harry Potter movies, anything Pixar, anything Miyazaki, anything David Fincher, anything Tarantino, anything Wes Anderson. Many more.

I've seen a lot of good TV, but I don't care enough to list it all. Typically, when people ask me what my favorite TV Show is, I respond with, "The 2009 Battlestar Galactica reboot," (which is always quickly followed up with, "but it's way better than any show called 'Battlestar Galactica' has any right to be"). If you are a fellow Battlestar enthusiast and want to geek out about it for hours, we will be friends. I also really like Sherlock (also, shhhhhhhh......Grey's Anatomy). Oh, also I just watched True Detective for the first time, and I'm in love with it. Boardwalk Empire is in there, as well. A friend gave me his HBO GO password and it was the best (worst?) thing to happen to my summer.

Thai, Japanese, Greek, Italian, and anything with cheese, as cliche as that sounds, but there are just some things we cannot live without. Also on the list of things I could never live without: craft beers, champaign, and gin.

Music isn't even worth trying to type out. Like.... my fingers might break before I was done. Just ask me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
opposable thumbs
high heels
drawing supplies
maps
Spotify premium
my tempurpedic mattress
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to undermine romanticized societal misconceptions about the "manic pixie dream girl" trope; whether or not 'i' comes before 'e' in the word I'm spelling; silently scheming on cute girls who have no idea I exist; telling myself to stop abusing semicolons so much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out being young and hot and stupid in Chicago, or trapped in my studio working way too hard for a friday night. Join me either way. We'll have a party-party, or an art-party. Both are extremely fun and involve plenty of drinking, so a good time is always to be expected.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I cry every time I watch The Last Samurai. And I've watched that movie a lot.

One time I broke into a construction site when I was drunk at 2 AM in Florida.

Sometimes I get nervous on airplanes. So many bonus points if you just read that in John Mulaney's voice.
You should message me if
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You are not a douche canoe.
You want to dismantle the patriarchy together.
You want to smoke a cigar with me.
You can teach me how to play the BSG board game.
You won't judge my woeful incompetence with technology.
You are okay with the fact that sometimes I run 10-15 minutes behind schedule (a bad habit I've picked up from years of attending an art school).
You are in general a kind, understanding, open-minded person with a thirst for adventure, finding your place in the world, and yearn for personal growth and social progress.

*Please note:

I don't respond to "heyyy your hot gurl," "wats up," or "hey im Kevin lets get drinks," so I wouldn't bother, Kevin.

If our match % is less than 90, I probably won't respond, sorrynotsorry.

Also, couples: stop asking if i'll have threesomes with you! That's not what pansexual means (it means I only want to have sex with pans, duh).

However, if you are a cool, outgoing chick who is open to the idea of getting to know me and my S.O. a little better, we'd love to meet up in public and see if the three of us would get along well in a decidedly non-public setting. Feel free to get in contact with me and I'll direct you to his profile. Don't be shy! I promise, I don't bite (at least not in public).