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18 Swanwick, UK Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:03am
5′ 3″ (1.61m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Me neither, but it broke the ice and now that's out the way...

I'm just a regular average blogger with a love of afternoon tea and rugby men. I love all things floral & vintage and like my women like my tea... Hot and British.

I'm a self confessed Grease addict & kinda crazy for bingo 🙋

Make me a good cuppa and I'm yours ☕️
What I’m doing with my life
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I am saving up because I would like to travel. I really hope to visit places like Cumbria, Holland, Cambodia, Bora-Bora, St Lucia, Budapest and Canada.

Ideally, I'm looking for someone who can become my partner in crime & my companion for all my crazy ideas/adventures.
I just want someone to share it all with. And I don't fancy travelling alone. ✈️
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing at my own jokes, and tripping over my own feet.

I have a passion for baking, and I can cook up a storm in the kitchen!

And I'm scarily good at the court of king caratacus dance💃
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair, it's kinda bright

I've been told always smiling and have an infectious laugh, so those I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Criminal minds, John green books, mainly chart music

Forest gump will always have a special place in my heart.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future & what it holds.

And how much the '&' symbol looks like a person scraping their ass across a floor
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm bi

I have a soft spot for 'nerdy' looking boys, and men in suits😍

I'm a bit of a one direction fan girl, I'm not obsessive but I like their music.

My guilty pleasure is men with facial hair 😁
You should message me if
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You've made it this far & didn't wonder off at the mention of bingo / the ridiculously long length of my profile. 🙈

You now can't look at the '&' the same because of my earlier comment 😂

If you think we have anything in common/you have witty banter and think you can make me laugh.

Hit me with your best pick up lines, the cheesier the better!

Follow me on Instagram @laurennicolemaris_xo

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