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LaurenRose421

29 Auburn, NY Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 28–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:05am
Orientation
Straight
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Hospitality
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*If you're married or even have a girlfriend. Please move on--- I'm not a side chick, your disrespect disgusts me. And to the woman who hack into their significant others profiles don't harass us women, your man is the dog!

Hi guys! I'm a fun loving 29 year old independent woman that loves a challenge! I've come to learn the hard way to enjoy each day because there is no promise tomorrow will come. In a blink of an eye tragedy can change your life completely...either it can defeat you or like me make you stronger and appreciate the little things more.

Im on here because I don't think the guy for me is in Auburn. I honestly wouldn't mind dating somebody that lives in a different city. It would make seeing them that much better when I do.

Plus I'm not the super clingy type- I enjoy my space. The sky is my absolutely favorite thing in the world. Its a never ending beauty that constantly changes. Change is a good thing if you embrace it.

Seagulls scare me. And I'm proud to say I've never eaten a PBJ in my entire life--kind of a running joke now.

As for the rest ask me and I shall tell...

P.S I'm not one of those girlie girls that likes to go shopping. When I do go shopping I have a plan and its straight to the point. So gentlemen you will not being holding my purse or be aimlessly dragged around a mall.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
*I am currently renovating my new apartment with my landlord for money off the rent....I'm pretty bad ass!
Update: renovations almost complete.

I'd rather live the life of an honest sinner than a lying hypocrite... For the first time ever in my life I'm doing things to make myself happy and its liberating!

I fell in love with the resturant business when I was a teenager and haven't left it yet. I've worked at golf courses, country clubs, managed a deli, a catering company and currently am the assistant manager of a wine tasting room. I'd rather be happy and poor than rich and miserable.

I went to the One World Concert and had the honor of listening to the Dalai Lama speak. It was a rather enlightening experience... Not only did he speak of peace but also of love and affection, how we are all capable of it affection because we are simply put here. Often the strongest,wisest people are the ones that have been showered with affection and shower others with affection. We live in one world, live similar lives...it should be easier to love than we make it to be. Needless to say I'm just living the dream, minus the dream....
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Its all a matter of opinion to what one is really good at... I'd like to think I'm a good listener although sometimes I blurt out my opinions. Yeah sometimes I get eager and want to talk over people-- but that's natural when you are that passionate.

Also I'm rather good at cooking (at least I hope so or I shouldn't have been paid to cook). I have a gift for busting out in spontaneous song and dance (sometimes at inappropriate times). And I've been dumped for being "too good" of a girlfriend. Yeah, I know, makes no sense at all. We're all trying to figure that one out still... Oh yeah and as of lately I'm excelling at the art of arm knitting.

Breaking the 10 picture rule on okc.

Nonetheless I'm very good at differentiating knights in shining armor and douche bags in tin foil hence why I'm single.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm empty yet so beautiful. But if I should die from being so empty... I hope the rest of what's left of me, should be just blown away.

Is again all a matter of opinion! Some might say my big brown eyes, my smile, my laugh... But what I notice is that I'm breathing--living. That's what's important.

Update apparently everyone on here notices my smile first....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Eagerly awaiting summer tour to be announced.... Today is the day my ohriends!!! Who will I see at Magnaball at the Glen????

2014 Update: SPAC was an amazing weekend. 7/5 set 2 was mind blowing!!!! Can't wait to see my phriends at CMAC 7/15!!!

One of my favorite things to do is go see live music...I pretty much love it all --Fiona Apple(all time favorite artist), Sublime, Keller Williams, the Lumineers, Moe., Phish(I drive by fishmans dads house daily), Norah Jones, Biggie, Old Crow Medicine Show, The Brew, Kung Fu, Umphreys McGee, DMB, Elle King, Mackelmore and Ryan Lewis, Foxygen...to name a few! A few shows I've seen in the last few months/year were Phish, JBB, Rusted Root, the One World concert (Dave Matthews, Natasha Beddingfield, Nelly Fertado, Swizz Beats, Nas, Cyndie Lauper and Counting Crows plus many more), Grace Potter,avett brothers, Moe., Joe Driscoll, kung fu, yonder mountain string band, umphreys mcgee and Jimkata. Food is a wonderful thing and I'm open to trying pretty much anything.

Books...I don't read as much as I should be. But I do enjoy crossword puzzles. Yeah I know pretty lame. But its stimulation.

I don't have cable because its a bill I don't want. I'd rather sit down and watch a full season that one episode a week. Otherwise I put something on my DVD player to just fall asleep to the noise which is very low.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.) My family. 2.) Laughter. 3.) My friends. 4.)Music. (Sorry fam' but music really is #1) 5.)Bourbon. 6.)Happiness 7.) Bacon!!!!

Yes I know it says 6 but bacon is probably one of my favorite things.... I'd rather get bacon than a dozen roses :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why everybody's middle name isn't "motherfuckin", just because how bad ass it sounds. Try it you'll agree!

At the bottom of my okc profile does it say I reply frequently or selectively? The most random things. For instance, why do they call it "blue balls" if they don't actually turn blue? Are they sad?

How do some people look in the mirror and say, 'Damn I look good' before they leave the house? Its not the hard to notice if your clothes don't fit or are filthy.

Does anybody else think its odd that match.com ads are on the top of okc's site? Why guys on this site that have iphones don't use the little icon that turns the camera around to take a picture of themselves rather than taking a bathroom shot with your phone in the picture.

What drug do some of you guys consider a romantic activity? Are chicks blowing lines off your dingy? I'm curious the answers I'll get on this one (and no I won't blow lines of yours).

Long discussions to come if you're curious...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm not working It depends on what I feel like doing. I may be in bed, at the bar, at a concert or just aimlessly wondering.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Although I'm confident I'm pretty, I don't walk around with the attitude of a pretty girl. Ani Difranco said it best, " god help you if you're an ugly girl, cause too pretty is also your doom. Cause everyone harbors a secret hated for the prettiest girl in the room." Not saying I'm the prettiest but you get the gist.

You may think this is an awesome chick... Why is she single? Im not gonna settle to just not be alone. Compliment me, not looking for someone to complete me--- that doesn't exist.

A part of me is afraid to let anyone get close to me because of what I've lost. I'm not talking little things-- I mean the people I've lost that have passed away.

Do you ever have those (excuse my French) what the fuck, how did I get here in my life moments? I do... It amazes me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to meet a not so average girl that is a gorgeous mess of chaos and you can see it in my eyes.

"Dear Man who thinks he is interested,

I am not simple or easy to understand. I can not give straight answers to your questions about me because I don't know the answers. I am complex, philosophical, duallistic in my own thinking. I do not like to be labelled, boxed up, frozen in time. I need movement, freedom to explore, to be curious and to change my mind. Countless times.
My mind and my heart are two separate entities. Like brother and sister-they tease each other, fight each other, confide and look out for one another. Most of the time they confuse the hell out of each other. My mind is strong, logical, able to see every situation from every perspective.
My heart is weak, irrational, blind-sided often. But it is my heart that I trust the most. Even when it leads me down paths of heartache and destruction. I value the path of my heart. For my heart is connected to my soul. And my soul must travel a winding path of ups and downs.
Yes, I can be easy going, playful, fun to be around. I find happiness in the warmth of the sun, the energy of the moon, and the interaction between the two. I love the feeling of being with the people I love and trust. I love being outdoors, in nature, in the wild. I love waking up with you in my bed, with your arms wrapped around me, your finger interlocked with mine. This is why you think you're interested.
I love, deeply. With all my heart. You see, there are places in my heart that are taken up by lovers and places. There are spaces in my heart that are filled with the notion of future lovers and future places. There are parts of my heart that are filled with the growing love for myself. My love for the moon. My love for emotions and uncertainty. There is very little room in my heart for you.
And yet here you are. You intrigue me. I find myself wanting to get to know you better, wanting to find new places in my heart for you. As others have, maybe you will find a temporary place in my heart. Like a vacation to the sunny beaches of Hawaii. Where the air is moist, and the waves crash along the beach.
You will find joy and happiness here, and then you will leave. Not because you want to, but because my heart no longer wants your physical body there. It will only want the lingering and bittersweet memory of you. Enough for me to hold on to you forever, but not enough for you to stay. This is what has happened many times before.
But maybe, my heart will not want you to leave. Maybe my heart has a place for you to call home. A place we can grow and learn together. Fall in love with places together. Watch the moon together.
So, I send you this as a warning, and as an invitation, to get to know me better. For you to know that I feel a connection to those who have come before you and to those who will hypothetically come after. Because my heart has a huge capacity to love and my mind has the tendency to dream. But this is who I am, today, in this moment. For how long, I do not know. So for now, I say good night to you, goodnight to my sleepless mind, goodnight to my weary heart, and most of all, goodnight to the moon....."

* please do not message me if you 1.) Can't take the time to fill out a profile and 2.) You don't have pictures up-- its just not fair and attraction is a huge part of the deal... Just sayin-- Play fair Guys!

*If you're just looking for a piece of ass don't bother because I'm not the kind of girl that just going to jump in your bed, I have more class than that.

*And BOYS born in the 90's please stop messaging me. You are far too young- NO EXCEPTIONS. I will not respond.