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Laurenbee24

23 / F / straight / Single

Dunedin, Florida

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Hospitality / Travel
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs
Languages
English

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I am outgoing, adventurous, and cocky.

My Self-Summary

I have always hated the self bio. I will do my best to give you an accurate description of myself in the next few paragraphs, but I make no promises.

I am one of the most blunt, and truthful people I have ever come across. You should never ask me a question you don't want the honest answer to. The idea of the "white lie" is lost on me.

I don't do anything moderately. I have great passion for life. I live for the moment. I laugh way to much, and I often talk way to loud.

When I am nervous I talk a lot. I always use my hands when I talk. I gesture wildly. If it's something I am passionate about you had better not walk up behind me, or you are likely to get a hand in the face. I am passionate about most things.

Self censorship is another quality lost on me. I guess that comes with being blunt, and honest. I always have a joke handy, and sometimes its not the most appropriate.

I always have a good time. I am happy to sit on the sofa and snuggle up to watch a good movie, but I am also always ready to get up and go. I love the beach.... no I love all water. I love to be outside. I often drive around for hours just to be doing it. To find someplace new.

I am a true southern women. I am hospitable, kind, loving, generous, caring to a fault, passionate, and full of spirit. Family is the most important thing in the world to me.

I am an animal lover. My baby is an eighty-five pound mixed breed named Sugar. I love dogs. Sugar is however to much work for me to consider another. Honestly, I never meant to keep her. I was going to foster her for a while until a home could be found, but I fell in love. Three years later here we are. I am very allergic to cats, so sadly no cats for me.

What I’m doing with my life

I am trying to figure out the best way to get from the person I am to the person I want to be.

I work hard, and I play harder. I am no planer. If I were a squirrel I would starve my first winter.

I want to go back to collage, but I never seem to get there. I dropped out one semester when my dad became ill, and I never went back.

I will be out of a job by January, and while hunting for another job I am going to be sure to find one that can pay the bills, and still accommodate a school schedule.

For the time being however, I'm honestly, and sadly not doing to much with my life.

I’m really good at

Obviously, I am not so great at writing a self bio. ;)

I can however tell you that I am great at everything else.

You figure out if I am joking or not. I said I was cocky, but do you think I am that cocky?

The first things people usually notice about me

I don't know you would have to ask them I guess. I would be a little to full of myself if I ran around asking people this question.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books:
Honestly, I try to keep myself from reading all the time. I have a book a day habit that can be crippling to every other aspect of my life. I will forgo anything to finish a good book, and even sometimes a not so good one.

Some of my recent one day reads include: The kite runner, running with scissors, the lovely bones, the almost moon,
the claiming of sleeping beauty and many more.

Jerzy Kosinski's The Painted Bird was amazing. I love Anne Rice books. I will read anything I can get my hands on.

I was reading John Steinbeck by the time I was in the fifth grade. Friedrich Nietzsche before high school. My mother has a Bachelors in English Lit, and another in Philosophy, so I grew up in a house that had books if nothing else.

When I got to movies, I realized that I needed to come back to books for a minute. Steven King is an amazing writer.

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption is my favorite. The Man From Earth is very good. You should watch it if you can get your hands on it. I love anything funny. I think I may have said before I love to laugh. No scary movies though. B movies and zombie gore is OK.

Food:

Pizza is my all time favorite food.

I love all food. Non-meat food that is. I am a vegetarian. Before you stop reading let me say that I do not care if you eat meat, or do not. It's a personal choice, and I chose not

The six things I could never do without

My sight, my family, my dog, my cigarettes, my cell phone, money, and pizza. I know that is seven, but who could, or should I say who would want to live a life without pizza?

Who needs need water or air? ;) They are over rated.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Everything..... my mind races.

On a typical Friday night I am

Working. I know... I'm lame. If I get off work in time I like to hit the bar for a few beers with my friends. What I do after that depends on how intoxicated I get between when I get to the bar, and last call. I almost always take a cab home watch some movie I downloaded from bit torrent.

Sunday is my Friday. I clean the house, and go to the beach on Sunday, and then find some random good time activity to engage in.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I don't keep things private.. ask and you shall know.

You should message me if

If you want to. I can not say that I will respond. If you type in sentences, and avoid saying things like "ur" of your in place of you're I will be more likely to respond. Please note: Smart men turn me on. If you don't have some mental stimulation to offer don't waste my time, or yours.

I am not looking to "hook up" I don't have random sex. I am not interested in a "booty call"
Don't waste your time or mine if that's all you’re looking for. I'm a reasonably attractive woman... if I just wanted sex I wouldn't be online! Please keep that in mind when you message me.